joseph cutshall

Our mouths evolved to chew meat. And yet our mouths are made of meat they MUST NOT CHEW. Reality is not binary, but paradox.

You’re telling me a fish-man made this direct box??

Imagine Dragons makes music for people who listen to Imagine Dragons

Lizards must think we are so weak for needing to chew our food

Going through an interesting new phase in my life where a lot of food falls out of my mouth

Ed the dipshit hyena is the greatest character Disney ever created

I also have follow up questions to this, but at what point did opening “a can of worms” get just so completely psychotically out of hand?

@aplaceforowls Welcome to my home. These are my dirt boys.

@JosephCutshall dirt boys

If you want to know what raising boys is like, there’s a patch of bare dirt on the side of my house and my sons’ favorite thing to do is climb out our dog door and sit in the dirt patch and throw dirt on each other.

@aplaceforowls It is essentially only for you

@JosephCutshall joe i'm so glad when you tweet

If you’re just a normal everyday person you don’t have to wash your legs. Nothing happens there.

What happened to the man who ate bad old fish? He got food poissoning *dies*

@aplaceforowls Would be a sick tattoo

Evil @aplaceforowls like I’m smoking cigarettes with Damel, a tattoo of a camel

Harmony < HamRony!

Hang on, you’re telling me some raw men made these noodles??

@aplaceforowls Skateboard

hey chat how do you turn regular madness into divine madness

@jon_greany He’s got it all

@JosephCutshall I've got a real Rear Window situation going on with my neighbor right now as he goes to town with his. Siding, windows, gutters. You name it. Pressure washed.

Every man reaches a point in life where buying a pressure washer starts to make a lot of sense

What can I say 🤷🏻‍♂️

@Devlmaker Genetically engineered AM jams 🙏🏼

Perfect morning music is @JosephCutshall I actually think it's a scientific fact.