Joseph

@BCardwell26 @Arsenal Fuck you

@Arsenal Into em today boys. 3pts please 🙏

⏪ Last time out at Old Trafford... Rice rescues a point on the road 🫡

@JPoultz Ooooo behind private account

Midweek WHOPPAAAAAA ACCA! Posted in my free telegram 👇 t.me/+6duJZmFIbhkwN… Imagine the scenes 😍 😳

@alxstm Let’s wait till after tomorrow 😅

@alxstm Got to be a parody account

@Ry_Lamkin @eugeneh84

@eugeneh84 @JosephDamms

Imagine one of your mates just rocking up to the pub with this barnet

@PalizeMusic @Daveehh I think it’s a disgrace.

@Daveehh @JosephDamms His biggest fan

Feel for proper Man U fans. They all want him out. Just set fans from London / the rest of the world who want him to stay 😵‍💫

@Daveehh @Leadmill I’m in you beautiful pork cylinder

Cult sitcom legend Brian Butterfield joins us at The Leadmill this September for his first ever live tour 🙌 Portrayed by legend of the screen Peter Serafinowicz (Shaun of the Dead, South Park, Star Wars). On sale Friday 10am from: leadmill.co.uk/event/brian-bu…

Come on the Magpies

and KDB. Basically what I’m getting at is man u fans on this app are aids 🤣 morning everyone

@Ry_Lamkin @UberFacts @_CharLieH

@UberFacts @JosephDamms @_CharLieH

December 22nd is National 'Short Person' Day

@talkSPORT George Best

Without revealing your age, who was the very first footballer you loved? 🤔

@PalizeMusic You’ve just left half of it and got a fizzy

Leeds Bradford airport. £6.40 for a Stella. I’m gonna lamp someone

@alxstm @GeorgePoulton Can’t relate I’m afraid

Who you taking in your team in their prime?

@FabrizioRomano What a dweeb

Excl: Sergio Gómez to Manchester City, here we go! Verbal agreement reached with Anderlecht. Fee will be more than €10m, closer to €15m - to be signed soon. 🚨🔵 #MCFC Sergio has good chances to be part of City team - otherwise, he will be loaned out to La Liga side Girona.

The fact Man U had to draft Sir Alex in to try convince Ron to stay speaks volumes about that club 🤣

Get that 37 year old up front statue to Chelsea now so I can see some Man U tears on the timeline

@Jaack @GazClark8

Serious request… Are you called Gary? Or know anybody called Gary? There could be £30,000 on the line for someone called Gary. Will explain more on Instagram shortly..,