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@Nigel_Farage Look at all the poor women and children

BREAKING NEWS After 315 illegals arrived yesterday, even more are on their way today. Our country will pay a terrible price for this invasion of young, undocumented men.

@ShabanaMahmood Fantastic what a beautiful country we live in

The UK's national threat level has increased to "severe". I know this will be a source of concern, particularly amongst our Jewish community. We should all be vigilant as we go about our daily lives, reporting any concerns to the police. Today, we have increased funding to protect our Jewish community. We will do everything in our power to rid our country of the evil of antisemitism. And I can assure you our world-leading security services and the police are working, day and night to keep our country safe.

@JohnWight1 Who gives a fuck hopefully he dies from a bleed on the brain

This is outrageous. The guy is clearly incapacitated on the ground, having rightfully and thankfully been tased, yet two police officers are repeatedly kicking him in the head. Who do they think they are: members of the IDF?

@SunderlandAFC Cant argue with that correct decision

After a VAR review, the goal is disallowed for a foul.

@WhoScored Shows how fucking shite this league is

No player completed more dribbles than Caoimhín Kelleher vs Fulham (1). 🕺

@YewChooba @Memecastle_Utd For a second there I feared Moaty went woke

@Memecastle_Utd This mick taking is disgusting. I’m all for a laugh and carry on and hope I don’t come across as woke or sensitive. Just because he gave it the biggun doesn’t mean we should enjoy a horrific injury. It upset me to read he could be out for 9 months, I was hoping it’d be longer 👍

BREAKING: Ekitike has ruptured his Achilles and is set to be out for at least NINE months. Never nice to see a player go down like that.

@Keir_Starmer You shook hands with a terrorist last week

Kanye West should never have been invited to headline Wireless. This government stands firmly with the Jewish community, and we will not stop in our fight to confront and defeat the poison of antisemitism. We will always take the action necessary to protect the public and uphold our values.

@kanyewest just come over on a dinghy fella you’ll be put up in a 5 star hotel whilst you’re here

@SkyNews But let 10’s of thousands unvetted illegals into the country 🤨🤣

BREAKING: Kayne West's permission to travel to the UK to headline the Wireless festival in London this summer has been blocked by the government, Sky News understands Live updates: trib.al/x7Axl3W 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

@GeordieMAG_ Fabregas

Tell me who we replace Howe with, genuinely curious? #nufc

@JoelBlandSport If you’re stood there clapping them off your a fucking spaka

Don’t have any words right now, will put thoughts up next week. Big shouts from the gallowgate. #nufc

@netanyahu @POTUS please get rid off Eddie Howe hes a Iranian spy

@FBAwayDays Can smell the cunts from here

Sunderland fans ahead of the Tyne-Wear derby today. 🍻 🔴⚪️

@UnitedStandMUFC Incoming gullible Nigerians

🚨 Both the Tonali and Bruno Guimarães camps are fighting against each other. At the end of the January window, reports came out linking Tonali to Arsenal, although Arsenal denied it, to make it clear to the market that Tonali is exploring options if Newcastle don't get UCL football. A few months later, the Guimarães camp is hinting at what they're doing behind the scenes. Both players are aware that if one leaves, the other won't, so they are trying to get a potential move in place before the other does. [@JacobsBen, @UnitedStandMUFC] #mufc

@FabrizioRomano @stopthatmessiii Hi Fabrizio me again you’re a weird cunt leave the kid alone stop glazing

🚨🔟 The youngest player ever to score 10 Champions League goals, Lamine Yamal… …who celebrated for his idol Neymar Jr. 🎥 @stopthatmessiii

@FabrizioRomano Your weird as fuck btw

💙❤️🇧🇷 Lamine Yamal hits the Neymar Jr celebration after calling “see you tomorrow” on Instagram yesterday… …with a Neymar Jr pic attached. 📲

@zarahsultana Id rather kick you out the country first

Kick US troops off UK bases.

@SunderlandAFC Jesus H Christ hahahahah

Reinildo has arrived at the Academy of Light NOT in shorts 🤯

@Pogblah @NUFC Opinion invalid

Dressing room pic lads @NUFC ?

@TouchlineX He was fucking crap stop licking his arse 😭😭

Lamine Yamal on IG 8 hours ago: "The time has come". Lamine Yamal 8 hours later: "Silencing the entire stadium." HE WALKS THE TALK!