Joshua George Smith

“What colour horse costume shall I get for black beauty?” “I think that’s pretty obvious.” “... of course”

Me after picking up in the middle of town on a night out.

Harry Potter should’ve shown the wizards having to awkwardly go pick up their wands after an expelliarmus

Hahahaha. Imagine not being a billionaire and thinking billionaires are cool. Hahhahahahah. They think you’re nothing and you’re like “respect, it’ll trickle down.” HahHhahha

@Fiachmusic @stevedunnemusic *one beautiful. One munter

@stevedunnemusic But you now have two beautiful children together! 🙏🏾

When I was 14 I won a competition to play music at the millennium dome. And a girl from a different school climbed into my bed in the hostel. I thought ‘this is it. This is where you lose your virginity’ The problem is, I only thought that 5 years later

@AlderwychFlee Thank you very much! That’s lovely

@JoshGeorgeSmith I absolutely loved “Peter Pan’s Labyrinth” and thought you were fantastic in it! I was anticipating something a bit rough and ready, but instead was blown away by the level of craft and writing. It was a perfect night out, and I've been singing its praises :-)

Very conflicted about this #WorldCup on the one hand I hate football but i really REALLY dislike human rights #WorldCupQatar2022

Are swans fair game now?

Fucking incredible! So happy. Heroes the lot of them. Been crying non stop. If Chloe Kelly ever needs a kidney I’m first in line. #WEuro2022Final #womensfootball

It’s so hot! I’ve had to switch to fingerless gloves

People who love trains. Be honest, you just love the front right. The one that does the stuff. No one is wooing carriage 6

What if Archduke Ferdinand was the original worst person ever and a time traveller came back to kill him and that led to us getting hitler, and all the people from other universes are like “there’s one universe where their dictator had a funny moustache” and they all laugh at us

@stevedunnemusic Tough read after hanging out with you

You don’t need alcohol to have fun…I do. But you don’t

@jordbrookes Best A55 stuff in the biz

@RickyDickyAnde1 @WAFCDaniel You’ve been watching Wigan for 20 years!

@JoshGeorgeSmith @WAFCDaniel Never seen such a tragic display

@RickyDickyAnde1 @WAFCDaniel Dealers choice

@JoshGeorgeSmith @WAFCDaniel Also there were 3 questions there

@RickyDickyAnde1 @WAFCDaniel Yes to both

@JoshGeorgeSmith @WAFCDaniel Do you think you’re genuinely hard mate? On your first night out since BTECs? Probably on the first train out of Wigan

@RickyDickyAnde1 @WAFCDaniel I don’t know I’ve been going to Wigan for 40 years and I thought it was the best atmosphere I’ve ever seen #goodluckforthefuture

@WAFCDaniel Been a Wigan fan for 20 years and never seen such a disgraceful display #fuckoff #upthetics

IM JUST FINDING OUT YOU DON’T HAVE TO TYPE OUT YOUR WORDLE WITH EMOJIS YOURSELF! YOU JUST PRESS SHARE. FUCKING JOKE!

There is an optimum temperature for dairylea dunkers and it’s not fridge or room so what are scientists even doing?

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