Josh Gimm

Tiger Woods seen grocery shopping in Jupiter, Florida

If you think this scene started out weird, just wait 😬

Tiger Woods has now officially secured his position on my personal Mount Rushmore of terrible drivers alongside SpongeBob, Mr. Bean, and Toonces. Legendary.

locked in, that bus shelter stands no chance

Cashier, that’ll be $19.90 Me, pulls out a $50 bill Cashier, I’m so sorry. but we've had a problem with counterfeit bills. Do you have anything smaller? Me, pulls out a $25 bill! Cashier, here’s your change!

Johnny Cash getting in and out of his Ferrari will be the best video you'll watch today😂

Andy Weir announced a new novel with "no details yet" Brother we already know: regular guy gets stuck somewhere impossible, MacGyvers his way out with real science, makes us laugh while we ugly cry, and we all finish it at 3am on a Tuesday. Take my money.

me when Trump pardons Tiger Woods:

The marketing team at KFC needs a raise for this😂

If you do this for 30 days you will be unrecognizable: -Sleep 8+ hours -Drink 2L of water a day (high pH) -Get sun daily -No sugar -Read 30 min a day -Workout 3x a week -Capture someone, cut their face off, and sew it onto your face -Meditate for 10 min daily

Así es discutir con tu mujer.

Gun to your head…what’s your favorite movie about Little China where trouble ensues?

When you move an image in Microsoft Word...

Tailgating me while I’m going 80 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid btw lol

Every headline now is something like: China powers office building with spoonful of baker's yeast; America's new AI surgeon general says hot dogs count as vegetables

Absolutely unbelievable. The man is a legend.👏

Isaac Newton invented the first GAY LAZER in 1665 to make people gay.

Posting this clip just because it’s so good

Military experts later confirmed that Chuck Norris and Walter Payton together on the same boat was temporarily the world’s fourth-strongest navy.

Me after gas prices went up