Joshua

When you wanna quit, what keeps you going?

@CreeCoder Woop woop Happy Birthday mannn! Sincerely - All HTML programmers replaced by AI

IT’S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY! 🎈 Lvl 40 unlocked 🔓

@eliana_jordan Jeeeez we don't call that one a mentor... we call them a certified a**hole. Keep on crushing it 🤞

My mentor at my first dev job once told me: “You will never make it to Junior 2.” Why? Because I asked a question about a technology I had never used before. The next day HR and the CEO scheduled a call. I was fired for that same reason. Now imagine if I had a weak mindset. That moment could’ve convinced me I wasn’t good enough. That I should quit coding. But I didn’t. I laughed and kept going. 4 years later: • I have 3 apps making money • I code better than that mentor • I make more than I did at that job And more importantly, I learned things that job would never have taught me: Infrastructure. Security. Marketing. Finance. So in a way… they were right. I was never meant to make it to Junior 2. I was meant to be CEO and CTO of my own things.

@eliana_jordan And b2b even much more faster

nothing teaches you sales faster than building a B2C saas

@eliana_jordan Can confirm that this is the funniest thing I've read today. LMAO 🤣

sometimes i dont know if i’m testing the code or the code is testing me

@andersmarksen Goose farming 🙌

If AI automates end to end software engineering by 2027, what will you do?

@eliana_jordan Yooooo... teach me your ways 😂

just crossed $100 for my ios app on day 1 my secret? sandbox mode in revenue cat

@eliana_jordan Hell yeahhhh!!!

Building apps Day 1 → I have no idea what I’m doing Day 2 → I have no idea what I’m doing Day 10 → I have no idea what I’m doing Day 100 → I have no idea what I’m doing Day 1000 → I have no idea what I’m doing Start anyway

@eliana_jordan Okay...(I'm guilty as charged) What's the base case then?

Best recursion example: Ask AI to write prompts for AI

@eliana_jordan Guilty as charged

Be honest: Do you also ask AI to write prompts for AI?

@eliana_jordan I see 2day you've chosen violence 😂😂🙌

Next time someone asks: “What if your app fails?” Just say: “I guess I’ll get a boring job like you.”

@eliana_jordan I feel attacked 😂😂 I'm currently building something around the all credit thing but for pdfs

AI SaaS pricing everything in credits… and I still don’t know if I can build a feature, export a video, or buy a unicorn.

@clivassy When you're in survival mode there's no time for "whys" 😂😂

bro's hustling so hard he forgot his why don't lose yourself 🙏

@eliana_jordan Amen. Will be here on the sidelines cheering you on :)

I feel 2026 is going to be my year. Mostly because 2025 felt like a warm-up.

@clivassy 😭😭😭😂 they sold their souls 💀

show me one 9–5 employee who’s genuinely THIS HYPED about the year ahead and their own goals just one

@clivassy We devs obsess over code elegance, tools and optimizations coz why not use this other framework that is faster than my current framework by 2.7% ... but BUT my rent is due so I'll cut corners and not write tests this once. Dev mindset holds us back :)

are coding skills useless for business? feels like the real leverage is dropping the dev mindset, not learning more code

@eliana_jordan it calls me "dude" "bro" "mah guy" so mine is well... idk. BUT wait, only dudes chat like that right

Is ChatGPT masculine or feminine to you? I’m curious, because it talks to me like it’s a woman.

@eliana_jordan this literally happened to me this week and i thought it was some crypto mining malware...scary stuff

Who needs a bed when your server decides to party at 1am?

I love the way JS projects just randomly break after 6 months of touching zero lines of code. ✋😂🤚

@eliana_jordan Have you seen this masterpiece? x.com/dev_azeez/stat… 😂😂😂 PS. Sorry about the internet creeps. People gonna people.

I’ve seen many guys on X changing their profile picture lately to see if they can grow faster before the end of the year. And yes, being a woman might help you grow quicker… probably. But people only see the perks. They never see the disadvantages: • daily stupid DMs • having to prove yourself twice because people assume men build and women do other things • not always being taken seriously as a CEO I’m not complaining, this is the price I pay. But trust me: things aren’t as easy as the follower count makes them look.

@CreeCoder what html couldn't do nano has done ... how exciting ✋😂🤚

I JUST BOUGHT MY DREAM CAR! Lamborghini Urus.