Josh

En-Route to Bilbao. Over bay of Biscay, should arrive Tuesday night 🇾🇪

@duanefascione @KarlDarlow @LUFC Taking it well pal? Called the foodchain. 3rd choice at United is bigger than a starter at Leeds.

@KarlDarlow @LUFC Enjoy 3rd choice u little shivering bastard and exclude anything to do with are club in ur bio u fckin rat

Thank you @LUFC 🤍

@ManUtd WHO?? We want Toni Kroos and Modric!! Not these nobody’s!!!!!!!!!!!! Sign world class players!!

He's here. Welcome to the United family, Youri 🔏❤️

@KarlDarlow @LUFC Comments on this are incredible. It’s called the foodchain.

@mufcjap @CansAndBansV12 I wish there was a way to nuke it

@CansAndBansV12 Genuinely wish there was a way to mute a whole country/continent

What a shock when I checked the location. The pits of Twitter

Can I register my newborn son as Jude without her knowing?

Fuck off this cunts playing a World Cup quarter final?

Senne’s dropped a stinker 🚮 Bring back Onana

I’m the best at pizza* *sparse for toppings

@JacobsBen Just suspend it till after the World Cup…

🚨 BREAKING: Jarrell Quansah has received a two-game ban following his red against Mexico.

@Quinnie198ty4 @itscarrick86 This.

@itscarrick86 I’ll see you there pal. Sad to leave old Trafford of course but excited for the future. I’d go watch United play on the the local field

See you all at the new stadium then 👌🏼all this nonsense you’ll pack it in etc, you won’t!

@steven67hartley @PaddyOPlastic Are you pissed? Because I can help when I’m born? Fucking whopper 😂 You should be happy lads are still supporting United at young ages considering how shit they’ve been for the last 10+ years.

@JoshMUFC951 @PaddyOPlastic Young fan who's never seen European glory. Shite at Bilbao 👍

Name the ground

@steven67hartley @PaddyOPlastic Fuck you going on about here?

@PaddyOPlastic @JoshMUFC951 Josh, born in 1995, has seen United win 2 European Cups on the telly.

@jimmymcbride1 Fuck me have you watched Baleba this season? He wouldn’t get in our disabled XI

Glad this was sorted pretty quickly & gives us time to move on to another target … I’m still a Baleba in our transfer department 😁

@radcliffered ❌

@JoshMUFC951 Wigan

CLUE: It’s in ENGLAND Has had Premier League football played here

@steven67hartley ❌

@JoshMUFC951 Bolton ?

@Its_Just_Kevlar ❌

@JoshMUFC951 St Mary’s

🚨 EXCL: Casemiro personally urged Manchester United to sign Andrey Santos. The recommendation came during Brazil’s World Cup group stage. Told he described him as “someone who might actually enjoy running” and “he’s Brazilian and under 30- that’ll do for this lot” Manchester United hierarchy watched a 7 minute YouTube compilation with ‘The next Kroos’ in the thumbnail.

@00weeman00 @AndyMitten @TOTDevils I am, we should be signing world class players like Modric, Kroos etc not these nobody’s. We’re Man U ffs

@JoshMUFC951 @AndyMitten @TOTDevils You’re genuinely asking this question to Andy Mitten? The guy probably knows players in the second division of the Norwegian league

As I said on @TOTDevils , MUFC like Andrey Santos for his 'amazing' football brain. That he'll become Brazil's no.6. That he has some PL experience. Not perfect since he's not fully established, but a serious emerging talent. And he's a player with a value likely to increase