Josh

It's so hard to manage time between anime and video games

✨Daily Affirmations✨ - im chopped - im unc - im cooked - im a chud - i fell off

If I ever became important enough to give a presentation I’d grill the retards who ask questions at the end. Someone always asks “As ceo what are some things on your mind for the future” Buddy we just sat here for 45 minutes talking about that do your ears work

Where can I get some of this global warming am I right hahaha anyway wyd tonight

Her: there’s like 5 and a half feet of snow outside!! Me: do you think that’s a lot? Like 5 and a half feet do you think that’s pretty tall? Like is 5 and a half feet tall enough? Like that’s like 5’6” do you think that’s tall enough???

The barber asked if I was wearing a headset before coming in. I wasn’t. Are we cooked chat

Damn Florida is “in the thick of it” rn fr

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Kamala talking about all this change all she wants is the change in my pocket!

Everyday I wonder if I’m the moron or if everyone on my fyp is or if every post is just a bait post

No

I check Facebook like twice a year and all I ever see are people from highschool getting married or having kids What about me!

I’m just gonna say what we’re all thinking. The Rick vs Rick Prime fight is better than Naruto vs Pain

Weed. Oh you mean... Gay?

If you could imagine every personality trait you’d want in a cat and then also imagine everything you don’t want a cat to do that’d be annoying you’d be imagining my cats

@TheChosenOneTV I didn’t reply because I couldn’t think of a comparison but just know it’s more tilting than anything that could happen in a Fortnite game

I’ve been telling people I’m 25 and I just realized I’m 24 and that’s kinda hype

I don’t know how to describe my feelings about it but I am amazed that there are real people that exist that genuinely care about every single living thing. I see shit about not killing wasps cus they’re good like who tf cares it’s a wasp. Or birds from flying planes like huh

I got some new friends

Why does spectrum have an outage every single time a drop of snow falls from the sky

Sugarcrash was such a banger they made Sugarcrash 2. You ever heard Lucid Dreams 2? Didn’t think so