Joshua Tyner

@taffythas_art What’s the mod name for that skin

Meanwhile, in another universe...

It's real and it's 1:1 Risk of Rain, it's on a new map (maps?) super early along tho. Wouldn't be done for months. Kill waves of mobs to get money, use that money to open boxes & get items, and then when you're strong enough you can do the shrine

Hello world

It's 2004. Pokémon FireRed and LeafGreen just released. Your president announced a pointless war with the Middle East. It's 2026. Pokémon FireRed and LeafGreen just released. Your president announced a pointless war with the Middle East.

video games are always going to be a part of my life. idc how old i am. i love this shit.

@Reletta016 Big money moves I wouldn’t expect a poorcel to understand

> be me > be 16 > play league of legends every day after school > hardstuck low master > shen gets reworked > try him out > win every game > roleswap from jungle to top lane to play shen > reach challenger instantly > friends say it doesnt count because EUNE > transfer to EUW > hardstuck low master again > go to military > play on laptop during weekends > reach challenger on EUW > friends say it doesnt count because my shen is freelo toplaner > try to hit rank 1 > fail and give up > go to university to study mathematics > take a course on optimization > code an algorithm to find the best shen build based on damage calculations > complexity is O(n!) > realize this problem is difficult > take all optimization courses uni has to offer > study machine learning > study deep learning > meet a Vayne main whos doing a phd in robotics > watch him demo his custom algorithm that plays League > team up to solve the build optimization problem > spend a year trying different ideas > finally get a good idea > write masters thesis on league of legends build optimization > realize we need more data to get better results > you need a consumer application to get more data from Riot > try to build an app > realize neither of us can code websites > find an Olaf main who rebuilt opgg for himself just for fun > add him to the team > build working app > get more data from Riot > realize shen jungle is viable with the right build > roleswap back to jungle after 10 years of top lane > spam shen jungle with optimized build > make youtube video on it > shen becomes the highest win rate jungler > mfw

earth full gameplay guide and review: - takes 3 years to unlock voice chat - tutorial takes 18 years - banned at level 60-80 - can’t respawn - pay to win - good graphics, no lag - can’t choose your own spawn server or username - signing up takes 9 months

> Be Alysa Liu > Wasian (Chinese dad & white egg donor mother) > Big anime fan > Loves Spaghetti Carbonara > Competes in 2022 Beijing olympics > Retires @ 16 > Gets bored > Returns @ 18 > World champ @ 19 > Doesn't betray her country like Eileen Gu > Double Olympic gold @ 20

Play of the Game is coming on Deadlock Valve is currently working on a 20-second end-of-match highlight reel to show off your craziest plays. via/ deadlock modding server #deadlock

@taffythas_art What shiv build you use

W-Wait I don't want to be Eternus

He ain’t talkin to me dats all I know.

His house it literally in the middle of nowhere. It was a hit.

Belts are versatile AF 😭

@NFL_DovKleiman “So my girl can’t let me be a teenage stepdad while I’m still in college”

My favorite thing about deadlock is how there are hero’s that are only good on the enemy team. Enemy haze? Guaranteed 13-1. Friendly haze? 2-14. Every time.

i love this fucking game and dev team

Hopoo talked about this as early as November… #deadlock #celeste

Eidorian 1:19 Ye aspiring warriors of the electronic tourneys! If I told thee that the key thou lackest to triumph at TI or Worlds is not the grinding twelve hours a day but seeking counsel for thy troubled soul, reading the ancient scrolls, hardening thy flesh with toil, & ordering thy chamber aright— wouldst thou do it? Deceive not thyselves, whilst others verily go forth and claim it. Rest ye well.