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Allen Jones asks Tanya Plibersek: “What’s causing climate change, is it carbon dioxide?” Plibersek: “Yes.” Jones: “What percentage of the air is made up of carbon dioxide?” Plibersek: “I don’t know.” x.com/Ryandally08/st…

@FOXFOOTY @ClarkyHeraldSun If Clarky said it, everyone should listen

'DON'T THINK THERE'S ANY CHANCE' ❌ @ClarkyHeraldSun speaks to what he believes is the "inevitable" future of Michael Voss as head coach at Carlton, after his players' second-half loss on Good Friday.

@Ryandally08 I feel the same way about her

@CFC_Liammm Moore in our best 3 payed maybe

My immediate overreactions after tonight’s performance by Collingwood… ✍🏼

So 5 years after Collingwood apparently were guilty of systemic racism via the Do Better report, the AFL chose to remove any reference to Jews at a ceremony for Jews being slain at Bondi coz they were Jews at a Jewish ceremony That is systemic racism. FU

@PiesNation 98

#PNPPredictTheWinningMargin time ⏰ How many points will the Pies win by tonight!!? Get it correct, we will give you a shoutout on the pod! One prediction per person, must predict before the first bounce! Cmon Woods! #PiesNationPodcast

@JacintaAllanMP Fuck off cunt

If you're selling a home, you should have to provide a building inspection report - instead of every interested buyer paying for their own. We're changing the rules to require exactly that.

@JustKimfromoz Islanders I heard

This should NEVER have happened! These scum Sud an ese youth gangs running around with machetes have taken over freaking Melbourne & yeah I said it! Whether these mongrels were born in Australia or not, their freaking parents are likely immigrants who have not raised their kids with Australian values. This type of shit happens regularly over there! Not here! Australia is fast losing it's identity & fuck political correctness. No more shits given, I don't give a rats about being called racist anymore! The same violent thuggery in Australia is coming from families from nations where this type of violence is common & accepted - fucking Sud an & the middle east & I'm not afraid to say it. If anyone disagrees with me you've been wearing horse blinkers & ear plugs. Since Trumps second term, their murder rate is down 20% because they've been deporting the shit out of their country & stopping the scum from getting back in. The only party that is going to save Australia from becoming England 2.0 is @OneNationAus @PaulineHansonOz Rest in peace Aidan. So sorry this happened to you. My heart goes out to your family 🕊️❤️

R.I.P Aidan 🤍💫 You were the very best of us. Aidan rescued a 14 year old boy from being robbed & attacked from a gang of youths at Mernda Station & was murdered. Aidan is a Hero. He sacrificed his life to save another. My thoughts are with the Becker family. Aussies should not have to sacrifice our lives because of Government failures. These savages were known to Police & Labor have let this imported violent youth crisis get out of control. Enough is enough 😡

@LockedInSEN Can you believe a bloke had a nick name ‘The Junkyard Dog’ now he wears a dress

KANE'S COUNTDOWN! 🌋 The best 10 nicknames of current AFL players... 1 - The Lizard 2 - The Thilseeker 3 - Chols Royce 4 - Souv (Larkey) 5 - Sheezy-Ball 6 - The Big Cohuna 7 - The Astro-Naught 8 - The Wizard 9 - The Package 10 - Flyin' Ryan #AFL

@honeymoon250 Janelle

The IS*S brides and children must be stopped from returning to Australia. They made their bed, now it's time for them to lie in it. These people travelled to a war torn country to support their husband terrorists. They have no place in our society. The government is claiming there's nothing they can do to stop them returning. That's nonsense. The government could issue a Temporary Exclusion Order, or even cancel their passports and refuse to issue travel documents. They haven't done anything to stop these terrorist supporters returning. The problem is Tony Burke, the Home Affairs minister, has been caught receiving campaign help from the Muslim community leader who is allegedly coordinating the return from Australia. These IS*S brides must NEVER be allowed back into Australia. It's time to say enough is enough.

@deeceepee80 Second best on ground apparently 😂

Nick Daicos Disposals - 1st Metres gained - 1st Score inv - 2nd Clearances - 2nd Centre Clearances - 2nd Tackles - 1st Contested poss - 3rd #AFLStateOfOrigin #AFLOrigin

@juniorwaugh349 @darren_lehmann @ZimCricketv @CricketAus Can we send an SOS to Starc Jnr?

@darren_lehmann @ZimCricketv @CricketAus Yep strange decision. But to be honest the writing was on the wall with the loss. Aust have several players struggling for form and coming back from injury plus no S.Smith to steer the ship with the bat.

Can we bat first in a day game under that heat on these wickets please 🙏 🤷‍♂️#notthathard. Well played Zimbabwe fully deserved @ZimCricketv @CricketAus

@schiz04renic Linger or anything by the Cranberries

** MEN & MEN ONLY ** Tell me a song by a woman you sing with your whole chest

@BellaBaddie__ What do I get for never having it?

You’re offered $4 million to uninstall Facebook from your phone forever. Would you do it?

@TruthFairy131 Half white

FAKE selective outrage 🙄 Joe Biden was also a monkey. So it’s fine to make fun of White people but not non-Whites. We have a sense of humour & don’t try to take offence to literally everything to paint ourselves as a victim to excuse & justify our behaviour. MSM: Funny Animal cartoon- OUTRAGE Satanic Pedo Ring- 🤐😴

@MickMCGU34 I’ve had $20 on Petracca. GC will win enough games and I think Rowell will under poll after last year

Give me your early Brownlow Medal predictions for season 2026. N.Daicos deserves the early favouritism and he is my top pick but at 5.0 that’s a bit short before a ball is bounced. I’ve backed N. Wanganeen-Milera at 19.0 & F. Callahan at 34.0. Both will shorten during the year

Hey @White_Adam why is Boland not playing this week? #SheffieldShield