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@Joshlyre

/🐊 25 /🪰 utilitarian fairy /🕷 raver, archivist, blood bag, i ❤️ asking people questions /🦎 & I'm half-mummy

Katılım Haziran 2017
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Joshless@Joshlyre·
@RobinPoedev FWIW I feel like when Ocarina was originally made, you were meant to assume that ALttP was in the "adult" timeline and that Majora was in the "child" timeline. It's really WW that ends up retconning it by presenting the difficult-to-write-around scenario of a global flood lol
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Robin Poe 🐑
Robin Poe 🐑@RobinPoedev·
the downfall timeline is some bullshit, i think it would have been more honest to just say Oot and onward is its own continuity, and Hyrule historia retrofitting 2d games and spinoffs that obviously weren't made with continuity in mind is also kind of weird
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Robin Poe 🐑
Robin Poe 🐑@RobinPoedev·
im so tired of people saying that the timeline is a retroactive thing halfheartedly thrown together by Nintendo and not a intentional part of the text of these games. Here's an interview one week BEFORE windwakers launch in japan directly talking about the timeline split.
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JDArsen@JonDArsen

It really wasn't that so much as they found it to be a convenient explanation to fit all the games retroactively into the series timeline. Everything else is downstream of that.

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nishadi ⚢@p1nkch4n·
what IS his deal with the illusion of free will? he seems to make it a point to give all potential subjects the decision to either die or become a zombie so i wonder if this is just what was left off from his manners or a reference to vampires needing permission to enter a house
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Joshless
Joshless@Joshlyre·
@DISSOLVED__GIRL When I was a kid the UFO minigame in this really scared me because I didn't like thinking about the Mario characters being abducted and powerless in space with no way to get back home
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Joshless@Joshlyre·
@OctorokR Like I don't know it's genuinely baffling to me to see people imply that like, "Twilight Princess and Wind Waker are both sequels to Ocarina but in different timelines" is something vague or speculative and not literally just part of the plot the game directly tells you
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Joshless@Joshlyre·
@OctorokR I feel like the number of people replying to this by saying that a Zelda timeline just didn't exist before the Historia can literally only be explained by people who became fans with BotW having only played games made after BotW
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Octorok Reviews@OctorokR·
The reason why so many people hate the story of Tears of the Kingdom mostly boils down to the fact that literally none of the previous games can fit with its canon, which effectively means that all pre-existing lore from the Zelda series is meaningless.
AlexAugerDev-Z@alexaugerdev

King Rauru gifting a secret stone to Qia implies the Rito were present before the events of Ocarina of Time, which is impossible unless the Era of Foundation happens after merging the existing timeline or being part of a new one (see pic). I've got even more to say.

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Joshless@Joshlyre·
@talkn_walk @OctorokR Nearly every Zelda game has a confirmed connection even prior to the Historia. The exceptions to this being Four Swords and the Capcom games. What made the Historia controversial was not that it provided a timeline but rather that it explained a retcon in WW/TP as a 3rd timeline
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TalknWalkn
TalknWalkn@talkn_walk·
@OctorokR Dog the Zelda timeline is meaningless, most of it doesn't make sense. Only a small handful of games necessarily actually fit together. People who were around when the timeline first came out knew this
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Joshless@Joshlyre·
@LorenzoLadogana @OctorokR In what order do the first 5 Zelda games go? Can you tell me without citing the Historia and if so how and why
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Larry S. Dee
Larry S. Dee@LorenzoLadogana·
@OctorokR The developers do not give a shit about Zelda's canon/continuity. They will never start working on a game worrying if it fits Hyrule Hystoria or looking up Zelda Dungeon. And thank God for that.
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AceDetective002@AceDetective002·
@Stealth40k Super Mario Bros. Movie Critics: "This movie has simple basic plot which should have have a lot more going for it." Super Mario Galaxy Movie Critics: "There is too much happening and a lot of plot for something that should have been basic."
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Stealth@Stealth40k·
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie currently has a 92% user average on Rotten Tomatoes. Very similar to the story of the original movie. Hated by most critics, loved by most people who went to see it in theaters.
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Joshless@Joshlyre·
@AxoDumDoodles No way Yuji is on the same scale as Mr. Incredible and Homelander
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Joshless@Joshlyre·
You can tell a lot of Tolkien fans on here are still 12 because in their minds saying a fictional character could beat up another fictional character is equal to "starting beef"
Rock Solid@ShitpostRock2

George started it

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Joshless@Joshlyre·
@RobinPoedev Link walks out of Kokiri Forest and it does the BotW plateau jingle and zoom out but because Hyrule Field is literally just a plain with a hill in the middle all you see is Lon Lon Ranch
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Joshless@Joshlyre·
@Trey_Explainer I've done this like 5 times with Shin Godzilla and every time I make them stop to watch the atomic breath scene
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Joshless@Joshlyre·
@Trey_Explainer I remember doing this during the premiere of the barn video but then afterwards I was like, Well that was great but I missed half the video. I gotta rewind it now lol
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Joshless
Joshless@Joshlyre·
@nikicaga I don't understand the business behind just reproducing a slightly worse version of a series that's already available on your platform. Like obviously there's guaranteed nostalgia views here but they're planning on running this for 7 seasons right? Is that pull really so sticky?
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Joshless@Joshlyre·
Like ok I get this is the point but you never even see them have to like make a decision like "my husband Orange is hot and broke but Dragonfruit is uggo but rich" they're just like. Im going to leave my ugly poor husband for a hot rich guy n ur supposed to be like What a bitch
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Joshless
Joshless@Joshlyre·
The fruit women in these AI videos seem to have like no sense of interiority or longing they're just like vessels for raw value assessment
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Joshless@Joshlyre·
@Newposter2 I'm kind of astounded you didn't have HL1 already it seems like a you game
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Newposter@Newposter2·
my steam spring sale purchases are entirely dictated by what I think would be funny to stream.
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Joshless@Joshlyre·
@kunta_ Have you ever found a higher definition version of this? I want to read Super Rock's specs on the hologram screen
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くんた
くんた@kunta_·
1995年3月24日発売 スーパーファミコン『ロックマン7 宿命の対決!』カプコン
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Joshless@Joshlyre·
@nikicaga Is it lighting or did you lose weight
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Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸@nikicaga·
Fun to look back at my various visa pictures- UK at 17, Germany at 19, US at 23, France at 24 The German and French ones were both taken in the middle of the night lmao
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Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸
Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸@nikicaga·
Got my new passport, which means I finally got to replace my awful 16yo pic with my vaguely-Mosleyite ID pic
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