Josh

An object that's chillin will remain chillin unless acted on by an outside force

@imcoty 20 years from now: "Mr. Heim, I regret to inform you that you have an untreatable RSI. Do you have any idea what may have caused it?" "Not a fuckin clue doc"

imcoty rolls all 67 posers as the real 67er

Happy Easter, he is risen #rwf

Artemis II crew is thousands of miles away from Earth And they’re asking ground crew for help because they have two versions of Microsoft Outlook open and neither is working This scene is now canon 😭

@raccoonesthetic @Tyranasarahrexx

@VernNotice If I had a nickel for every time Vern threatened to quite playing League on Twitter, I could buy Riot and fix every match in Vern's favor

I cannot believe I lost this game. I'm done with League maybe forever...

the European mind cannot comprehend this

An object that's chillin will remain chillin unless acted on by an outside force

She was fiercely independent, until she didn't want to be. She was smart, goofy, and always up for a little peanut butter. She was my chaos gremlin. She was the best girl who has ever, or will ever, exist. Sarah and I miss her greatly.

Shelby unexpectedly crossed over the rainbow bridge today. She was a sweet, gentle soul who was just as happy trying to chase rabbits in our back yard, as she was curled up on the couch with you watching a movie or taking a mid-afternoon nap.

@hudsonwisler Whenever I get a compliment from my wife or my boss, you can't tell me shit for the rest of the day

Got a compliment from my boss today

Yall look at this fuckin dog lmao

@GroutyDotA Mother fucker

@Joshstram Its more fun when you find it randomly

Oh hell ya return of chonkerchu

@GroutyDotA You’re not even gonna @ me???

Destram use thunderbolt

@VernNotice We’re changing the world in 2031 Vern.

I know everybody says this, but something feels different this time. 2027 is gonna be my year.

@GroutyDotA @LittleMissFURY He’s invited to the seance too

@Joshstram @LittleMissFURY JEEEEEESUS

dude I could make a fucking compilation of all my friends just bullying me i'm sick of this

@LittleMissFURY @GroutyDotA I will hold a whole ass seance just to dunk on you

@Joshstram @GroutyDotA tell them I said hi im not allowed to use a ouija board to communicate with them

@GroutyDotA @LittleMissFURY CJ if you don’t stop lying about my friend Pasta I’m gonna tell YOUR parents

@LittleMissFURY @Joshstram Im an angel and she will hear nothing else. She will call those pictures doctored

@LittleMissFURY I set a reminder to roast you again in 30 mins

@Joshstram what's the timer for