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Men were asked to share some “guy secrets” ladies don’t know about and the replies got me rolling😂😂 Read thread

They call him a simp

Nachos you can wear on your head! Check out the 9th Inning Rally sombrero at @GlobeLifeField this season.

Rico the porcupine celebrating his 10th birthday by doing his favorite activity - snacking! Please help us wish Rico a Happy Birthday! 🎉

@BudgieCat170009 @Matt_Pinner Either one lol

@JoshuaC6323 @Matt_Pinner Your wife??

Be Honest 😜 If Sydney Sweeney invited you for dinner, would you go??

@BudgieCat170009 @Matt_Pinner I would assume that she wouldn't even talk to me.

@JoshuaC6323 @Matt_Pinner You assume Sweeney wouldnt have also invited your wife

@BudgieCat170009 @Matt_Pinner Its not even about that. I do t go anywhere, outside of family, alone with a member of the opposite sex. Its not fair to my wife and im return, outside of family, she would never go out to dinner with another guy without me. Its how we run our marriage

@JoshuaC6323 @Matt_Pinner Get your mind out of the gutter!

Ya'll run right into the gutter didn't you? 🤣🤣

@mistressdivy Yes

If you got paid $125/hr to work Easter Day from 5am-7pm, would you do it??

@Craig_Sandlin Yep

I think I know how this is going to go, but if you were the Reds would you send down Marte and bring up Hinds?

They have vending machines overseas that will turn your soda into a slushy. 😳

Sam’s Club raising annual membership fee; here's when and how much: bit.ly/4sI0Pyz

Elly and Sal back-to-back 💣 @ellylacocoa18 x @stewart_sal

ALL RISE: A new 99 burger is coming to the Bronx this year ‼️ The Yankees will have new version of their exclusive burger that features two 4 oz. American Wagyu beef patties, American cheese, caramelized onions, secret sauce and dill pickles all served on a pretzel bun 😮‍💨

@AlabroElisha @Ritikachoudhar I just lift, sweat, cardio and go home. Ain't been one woman yet at the gym that is worth blowing up my marriage.

True, it's a tale as old as the treadmill. Many anecdotal stories, Reddit confessions & polls (e.g. Ann Summers) show gyms as hookup spots—sweaty endorphins, tight clothes, PTs on flex mode & neglected spouses at home. Married women/men seeking validation or better "workouts" isn't new. But "a lot"? Mostly internet exaggeration & male cope. Most ppl just lift, sweat, scroll & go home. Loud minority of gym rats & bored housewives make headlines (or Literotica tales). Real talk: If wife suddenly obsesses over gym, glows post-workout & dodges Qs... skip paranoia & communicate. Or hit weights yourself instead of doomscrolling. Fitness good; excuses aren't. Gym bros & trainers aren't all predators; not every yoga pants sighting is a red flag. Accountability beats conspiracy theories.

A lot of married women are getting fucked at the gym.

Wtf😭😭

HE SORTED THEM BY EGG COLOR