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Josh Soape

@JoshuaSoape

he/him. I order milk at bars

Dallas, TX Katılım Eylül 2017
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Josh Soape@JoshuaSoape·
4 urinals. 3 normal height, 1 short. I choose the normal height urinal in the middle so as to force my fellow pissers into a sort of check mate. Pervert or baby toilet. Pick your poison, cowboy.
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Iris Lewinsky
Iris Lewinsky@1R_1S·
grilling some frogs😋
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John Kennedy
John Kennedy@FrazzleMyGimp·
“wait a second… Heat rises” (it hits me) “heat rises!” Bank teller on floor: what? “Heat rises!” (I rush at the armed robber and he shoots me in the face killing me instantly. It’s unclear what my plan was)
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Llorchs @LegoLlorchs·
Sé que "Michael" es una película pero debería tener un poco más de rigor histórico. Es imposible que con esa edad conociera a Robbie Williams.
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sam@samwell_gnarly_·
White Lotus except they’re in Galveston
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Josh Soape@JoshuaSoape·
If any of you purchase the derpy mcflurry, you are not to contact me until 2027
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TransgenDeer⚢🇵🇸@Transgen_Deer·
contrary to popular belief- garfield is actually the name of the man, the cat is garfield’s monster
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larrikin
larrikin@HELLLLHOOOOLE·
Got my horse to water. Now for the easy part
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