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@DaveGorman I’m in hospital wondering what on Earth I’m going to come out to. Sounds like some kind of zombie apocalypse out there!

We’ll all remember where we were during the great lock-down of 2020: at home.

@CucumberTonic @vegan_gem x

@scottsa1972 @richardosman Why did I automatically launch into song when I read this?! 🤣 I don’t think I’ve ever watched it but I seem to know the theme tune intimately for some reason!

@richardosman What time is sons and daughters on

If anyone needs any Daytime TV explaining to them, please just ask.

@emporium_ink Colours! 😍 wow!

@CAScrubJay @JosterCoster omigosh 😍

@TxtDrive @MartinSLewis Banana being a particular favourite! 😋

@MartinSLewis And the dozens upon dozens of flavoured KitKat’s!!😂

Today's FRI Twitter Poll: Draconian new laws by Tories/Lab/Trump/Putin/EU (pick ur scapegoat) mean the nation will only be allowed ONE CUISINE for the next 50yrs (inc breakfast, snacks etc) both at home & eating out. Yet at least they're letting us vote on one of four...

@richardosman Hi!

I’m so dog broody.

@vegan_gem I’m relying on your working brain to remember... that’s why I’m telling you 😉😘

We're SO excited to be sharing the cover for @richardosman's debut crime novel, #TheThursdayMurderClub! This is a brilliant page-turning murder mystery perfect for fans of Agatha Christie and anyone who loves a classic whodunit. Pre-order a copy now: waterstones.com/book/the-thurs…

Hooray! The professionals are in today! #RichardAndJudy #ThisMorning

@backt0nature @vegan_gem Flint would be in there, Holly would be hiding at the back!

@TheCuriousGem @vegan_gem Saw these and thought of you x

We've had a delivery of some stunning new #gembeads this week and we just had to share these amazing #AAAgrade #labradorite #microfaceted #roundbeads. Just look at that flash 🌟👀

@vegan_gem The world needs to get over itself. People are people. I only care if they’re nice people or not. That’s how I judge. Nothing else matters ❤️

Very brave of Phillip Schofield to come out on tv. However, what a shame in this day and age that it's something that he felt was necessary. It should make no difference. Live your life and be happy people! #ThisMorning #phillipschofield

@vegan_gem Knew you would 😘

A coyote and a badger use a culvert as a wildlife crossing to pass under a busy California highway together. Coyotes and badgers are known to hunt together. 🎥Peninsula Open Space Trust

Any ideas as to why #teamGB needs an official estate agent? #purplebricks

@ReasonAwareness @mo87mo87 Reminds me of a UK hospital advising people on their website how to travel there using pubic transport... 🤣

most embarrassing email exchange I ever had: - Sent an email - They replied & called me "Mautice" - I reply with a stink about how my name is properly spelled and that it's actually really important to me - They told me to check my 1st email - I had misspelled my own name

@PearlJam 29th. My uncle gave me a recording of Ten on cassette and told me he thought I’d like it. Slight understatement!

Fill in the blank: 2020 marks your ___ year as a Pearl Jam fan.

@Wildheart_Baby @FrizFrizzle This is actually very similar to my childhood. Most of it resonates very strongly with me! I just didn't play in the woods. The park, yes, woods, no.

@BrexitPokerChip @FrizFrizzle @StevePeers I used to make them with 10 sweets in the shop I worked in in the 1990s!

@FrizFrizzle @StevePeers Did you still get 10 sweets in a 10p mixup in the 1990s? Most people had CD players by then too.