Joteen Patro

Don't judge the Indians and Pakistanis who are protesting in London, unko FOMO ho raha hai bas

@Rushi1729 I heard the orange lotus can create mud and then the mud helps it bloom! That’s called aatmanirbhar.

@joteenpatro A lot more since mud is perfect for lotus to bloom

How to watch The White Lotus effectively? Watch the 1st episode and then the last episode. You will understand the main thing. There might be a few things that you won’t get but those are not important at all. It’s just drama in the middle.

@Rushi1729 How many seasons are there in the orange lotus?

@joteenpatro Yeah bro watching orange lotus from 2014 not interested in another color

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@stats_feed So I was right.. Arranged Marriage is better youtu.be/CW2c3wTMGpk

Divorce rate: 🇮🇳India: 1% 🇻🇳Vietnam: 7% 🇹🇯Tajikistan: 10% 🇮🇷Iran: 14% 🇲🇽Mexico: 17% 🇪🇬Egypt: 17% 🇿🇦South Africa: 17% 🇧🇷Brazil: 21% 🇹🇷Turkey: 25% 🇨🇴Colombia: 30% 🇵🇱Poland: 33% 🇯🇵Japan: 35% 🇩🇪Germany: 38% 🇬🇧United Kingdom: 41% 🇳🇿New Zealand: 41% 🇦🇺Australia: 43% 🇨🇳China: 44% 🇺🇸United States: 45% 🇰🇷South Korea: 46% 🇩🇰Denmark: 46% 🇮🇹Italy: 46% 🇨🇦Canada: 47% 🇳🇱Netherlands: 48% 🇸🇪Sweden: 50% 🇨🇵France: 51% 🇧🇪Belgium: 53% 🇫🇮Finland: 55% 🇨🇺Cuba: 55% 🇺🇦Ukraine: 70% 🇷🇺Russia: 73% 🇱🇺Luxembourg: 79% 🇪🇦Spain: 85% 🇵🇹Portugal: 94%

The Titan submarine orchestra kept playing for 2 hrs after the controller lost connection

They did this to make it fit for reels

Second show in Bangalore on 5 Jan 8 PM at Koramangala with @shrirupa and @joteenpatro produced by @mello_fun Tix: mello.fun/listing/will-y…

New year resolution no. 1 - Quit sugar completely. Not even gonna talk to sweet people.

Thank you for having me. Fun crowd. Loved performing for you all.

Happy to have you there @joteenpatro Rock on!

Here's all my fans in one pic.

Every time I am late I have to say something like "got stuck in traffic" bcoz I can't tell you the real reason - "dropped my soap and cudnt pick it up for an hour"

Hi guys, Have released a new Stand-up comedy video. Check it out. appopener.com/yt/exjuahgbk

@Ravirao31 That's vegan cruelty

Pro tip: If a vegan asks you for almond milk, you can't give them badam milk. They're not even kinda the same thing apparently.

My first Stand up video. Please give it a (glow) watch! youtu.be/nJhn1HnIa2Y

I saw a blue cat today but couldn't take a pic bcoz the cat took my phone and tweeted this.

You don't need another table until u get one and now everything else is on that table

My blue tick is gone bcoz I didn't pay