Shamik Chakrabarti

If a married couple goes to prison, do they finish each other's sentences?

Completing projects on time is the original Prompt Engineering.

The Fest Preview issue is out now! Our top recs for comedy shows this #EdFringe include Shamik Chakrabarti (@SHAMIK_CHAKRA), Kim Blythe (@kbfilms92) and tons more! festmag.com/2025/07/23/edi…

Whenever I’m sick, I watch war movies to motivate my antibodies

Someone tell me where to get one of these sweet Amul Laptops

Airport Security check has a new meaning now

Who called it Smoking Room and not Chamber of Cigarettes

“Where are you planning to go for your higher studies beta?” “Whichever country has the worst cricket team, aunty.”

That moment you step out of the air conditioned Optician’s store wearing your brand new glasses and your vision gets worse.

It’s impossible to tell if I’m unwell or it’s just the Mumbai weather

Subtitiles is a word I’ve never spelled right the first time. Subtitles.

Time to replace bowlers with AI. #srhvsmi

Dentists should work out of the planetarium. Gives the patients something to look at.

Lies. It's "I am the Walrus, Goo Goo G'joob

MTV will promote literally anything other than Music

On a positive note, AQI levels in India are better than they could have been🚀

Winning a world Cup in a silent stadium is not a win... Am I right... Guys am I right... I'm right

AP Dhillon's girlfriend must be sick of that song by now.

New Stand-Up clip. Please watch and leave a comment if you like. youtube.com/watch?v=XaZV4_…

A for effort, Hotstar