Bethany Joy

@UseCommonSenses @joshgad What a sad little life you lead.

@joshgad C actor seats

It’s me. Hi. I’m the dad. It’s me.

@LauraLoomer What in the Dark Crystal is happening with her face?!?!? Inside rotten seeping on out.

Why are you photoshopping a pic of someone else’s kid as well as my face? Leave the kid alone. Are you a predator? Because manipulating images of minor kids is something a predator would do. I am reporting your account.

@JessicaValenti It’s like this Trevor Noah quote

@1stMaineiac @crazyclipsonly You’re a Millennial. A deep millennial. 33?!?!? Talking like you’re Gen X. Shut up.

Home Depot employee quits his job after having a dispute with a customer

@Makkim77 @crazyclipsonly I can base it off 25 years working retail. Customer service is gone, not because of employees but because companies cut payroll to nothing. It all comes down to $. We have to stop treating people working retail like they should be standing there with a smile to help you.

@Cartoon_Cynic @Makkim77 @crazyclipsonly This.

@Makkim77 @crazyclipsonly There’s also a phrase called “the minimum wage hasn’t increased in years and customers are acting more entitled and it’s not worth it to put up with their crap.”

@F8Aldzz @lovelylarr @nobodyonit @TizzyEnt This cat is a straight up racist. Read through your replies. White = good. Brown = bad is the gist of all of them. Cats like you opened the door for MAGATs and our deep divisions. Sad!

How it started/How it's going

@LouiseMensch @jordanbpeterson Get em Louise. What a bunch of freakin simps, wimps and chumps up in these replies.

@jordanbpeterson Literally nothing would happen because you have all the masculinity of an overcooked stick of asparagus

Call me cis to my face and see what happens

This 28-year-old chimp was in absolute awe when she went outside and saw the sky for the first time ever. She had survived a research lab in New York, where animals were kept in small cages.

That dog said I’ve had enough of this dress you beast!

@Malibubarbarian @therobmilton She wanted more SCREEN TIME!!!!!!!!

@therobmilton Wait. So why is she pressed? Do they get murdered if they get voted off?

- I don’t know if y’all watch #ClaimToFame but Tom Hanks’ niece really showed her ass last night.

@HardyRadio DAZED AND CONFUSED.

Weekend question: what is the best "summer movie?"

Who's your favorite power duo?

We watched this infomercial every single night before sleeping.

@JoshMankiewicz We all deserve to be rammed.

Stop rooting for the orcas ramming boats. theatlantic.com/science/archiv…

@MyPoetryHurts @JillKassidyy @aguirreryan Copy and paste bullshit. Shut the fuck up.

@dylansocal @ShaneAvery Cakes.

@ShaneAvery 💯 and add Scott Caan's in Varsity Blues for good measure

Our Emmy campaign is starting now! By us! Because coroporate is too focused on making sure Ezra Miller’s involuntary cult survives. If you’re an Emmy voter or a fan please pass on any kind words!

@Gabrus It’s rare that the fiancé and I find something we absolutely love to watch together. So after these 8 episodes, I put on Happy Endings and now we are on that journey. I’d love to watch anything else you’ve done. Off to IMDB.

@JoyMavron You and me both sister

@Gabrus Clicked on 101 Places on MAX and binged it the past 2 nights. I haven't laughed this hard in a long, long time. Praying for a season 2.