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@thedimitri Name a few

I love it when a woman is lowkey fat but somehow still super hot. Just the perfect fat distribution.

@annakhachiyan @isa2001m Would make a nice ashtray

I wish I actually had a rich benefactor como Peter Thiel to buy me this 420€ bull bowl that perfectly captures superior Spanish sense of color

@RamonaBessinger If she ever asks for your vote, tell her to recite the Pledge of Allegiance.

This is Sabina Matos, 70th Lieutenant Governor of Rhode Island. Apart from being investigated for criminal activity related to ballot signatures, I have a personal story of disgust related to her. Several years ago, Sabina Matos was invited to speak as keynote speaker for my daughter’s graduation ceremony at North Kingstown High School. At that time I had just started speaking out about the discriminatory DEI curriculum at my school in Providence RI. Her presence at NKSD was peculiar because no one knew who she was or why she was chosen to speak to the graduates. It just so happens, Matos was installed by the radical Leftist school committee without any regard to the families who would have rather had an inspirational, America-loving scholar or person of significance that could share their story of greatness with all the young people at the school. Instead, we got Matos who can barely speak English, hates America, rejects American values and history, and refuses to assimilate into this great nation. Matoes was sent to NK not to inspire but to humiliate and shame all the children. She was there to send a message to White children and their families: The banana republic from which she fled was now in charge. Anyway, here was Matos with no connection to the community lecturing NK graduates about their “privilege” and her personal struggles as a Black woman. She went on to make the following points which infuriated all the hard working America loving families and students who actually have to rely on their intellect and personal discipline to get ahead. Matos read from her prepared speech in barely audible English. It seemed all she was concerned with was her hatred for the country. Why? Matos has received thousands in taxpayer money for her college education. She claims to be a victim of White culture, yet has been given a prestigious position in Rhode Island government. Matos attended Rhode Island College free of charge. She bemoaned feeling like an outsider which is laughable. Her family has received all kinds of tax dollars for school, housing, healthcare, job advancements, and job appointments; none of which she actually had to earn. Matos is a third world grifter who has been installed to advance Leftist ideology and to chase the people who built this great state out of their homes and community. Just listen to what she says. The DEI grift is real.

@MichaelSalla It's probably Seth Rogen

It's clear from this alleged alien's gait that it's a fake. Someone in a costume walking around. Why is James Franco posting hoax videos at this time, as the truth about ET life is about to be disclosed? Do his Hollywood masters want to confuse the general public so they can discredit genuine ET disclosure and go ahead with a bs disclosure plan, eg., Project Bluebeam?

@NickyNumbers194 SYRUP EARNED

Just saw my fat neighbor who I hate and I told him “you’re getting massive, might be time to reel it in” as he walked into his house with a bottle of syrup. Hope that ruined his breakfast

@VivaLaStool Fridays are for plane flights that take them to exotic places where they get the V.I.P. treatment and drink, smoke, and eat for free.

“It’s a two way street and he has kept up his side of the bargain. People are not keeping up their side of the bargain… This isn’t about me trying to call people out. It’s pervasive. Nobody works on Fridays! It’s pervasive, it’s not names” -Rone

@Nerdspringbreak Yes, all vehicles.

@Jptund33 Wow! No idea, even for small cars?

Is there like a fucking tik tok trend that involves backing your car in a parking space? Why the fuck doesn't anyone pull into a parking spot like a regular person anymore. Are they that fucking stupid they can't just back out? I've never seen this happen this much in my entire life, and I'm sick of waiting for these cocksuckers!

@matthewcrory @TheRealJPap58 I believe that Cubs GM Theo Epstein hired Manny as a hitting coach just so he could fire his ass. Manny keeps looking for a hitting coach job in MLB but no one will hire him.

On the NESN broadcast, @TheRealJPap58 said the only batter he ever hit intentionally was Manny Ramirez when Manny was on the White Sox. He said this was at the request of then Manager Terry Francona. Pap said it was based on Manny being a problem in the clubhouse. He described that it took 5 pitches to hit Manny and it seems he might have exaggerated the at bat a bit 🤣🤣 Here is the at bat: Manny vs Papelbon Sept 5, 2010

If you read the Dan Shaughnessy book: "Francona: The Red Sox Years" you will get a feel on how Francona felt about Manny. Terry was in his car when he got the word Manny was traded to the Dodgers. He was so emotional that he broke down crying (from relief I assume). A policeman noticed him crying and knocked on his windows to see if he was all right.

@annakhachiyan a sign of a low forehead

Thinking of life in terms of prestige is a sign of low intellect and low humility

@Nerdspringbreak Good eye

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@annakhachiyan I thought your earliest memory was vomiting out the car window after eating McDonald's for the first time

One of my earliest memories of coming to America

@Nerdspringbreak Apple of my lazy eye

God punished Gwyneth Paltrow by giving her a daughter with a lazy eye!

@commie22 @Siouxper19 @Gausmus47 We had sweatshirts made with that slogan! 1988-89

@Jptund33 @Siouxper19 @Gausmus47 Hahaha. Never heard that one before. Haha

@kendramiddleton This is why men run the world

Regardless of how you feel about the Patriots having a QB competition, the glaring issue on this team is the offensive line. If you want Drake Maye to play early, you run the risk of what happened to Joe Burrow happening to him. That’s what I would be nervous for.

@BostonGlobe Golf balls are often picked up and dropped by ravens, crows, hawks. They think they are eggs and are trying to crack them open. 80% of those balls on their property are not hit by golfers.

Since moving in to their home overlooking a golf course in 2017, Erik and Athina Tenczar have picked up nearly 700 balls on their property. In December, a jury awarded the Tenczars nearly $5 million for damages and mental and emotional suffering. trib.al/15zix8k