Mrml1700

If you use mint mobile or cricket or anything like that, lose my phone number. Stop talking. Find God. Come back after you find God.

Get you a brother that likes all your insta messages too

Sometimes I sit back and think about how the British people owned like 30% of the world (the other 70 being water) and still ended up losing it all. The biggest bag fumble in human history

America

Why y’all call him Mickey? I call him Michael Mouse. We are not the same

@Naimo_correa No offense, really good tweet. But I can see that you screenshot this off google instead of actually downloading the picture 8/10 would like again

Terrified to tell my gf I’m going to comic con because I’m definitely gonna get broken up with

If I ever die, don’t go through my photos with my gf. There’s some incriminating evidence in there

Need me one of these

Y’all ever see those “baby on board” signs on cars? Them shits make me wanna hit the car even harder

Gf met the fam today (I’m getting my ass ate tonight 😔)

Guys remember, let every spider bite you because you could turn into Spider-Man!! Especially the ones with a red hourglass on them

Somebody order a Richter scale because when I be fucking, a seismic event occurs (She said my dick was too small 😔)

The white eyes through my window scare me (the entity is coming)

My gf

Watchog

@Naimo_correa Why’s that? (I’m with a girl who has BPD and it’s breaking me down slowly)

So glad I got my results back!!!

BPD women whose names start with Z when it comes to having a choke hold on me