James Cutting

@richmaver @DanMUNDIAL Spicy rigatoni

Ready to lay down in the middle of a bowling alley and let the plague cover me like a blanket

scrolling on autopilot, mouth agape, clicking fav on all tweets with at least 1 or 2 funny words in them. zero human consciousness, perfect,

an entire generation of kids rolled up a ball of paper and yelled kobe as they sank that shit into a trash can. that’s legacy

Pitchfork: the album is good, not great Halsey: they should have another 9/11

30-50 feral hogs?! At this time of year At this time of day In this part of the country Localized entirely within your backyard with your small kids?

Cabinet

Wowww just had to unfollow OJ. He’s funny on twitter but give him a google and you will NOT like him anymore

HOWAR 3NDGAM3

new skepta dropped so i’m slapping any hater in the face with a slice of toast covered in beans

@JimMFelton @SheridanLeech @richmaver

9 years ago today, Greg Jennings broke his leg and put the team on his back.

Billy Ray Cyrus: “Baby's got a habit, diamond rings and Fendi sports bras Ridin' down Rodeo in my Maserati sports car” Me

"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I AM!" 7 years ago today, a legendary catchphrase was born.

With her “yes”, Mary became the most influential woman in history. Without social networks, she became the first “influencer”: the “influencer” of God. #Panama2019