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@esther_stan @UTDMan247048 Then don't get married

@UTDMan247048 Oh please. That’s all my youth wdym?

I would have zero objections to 50/50 if the man also gets pregnant, gives birth, goes through life altering physical and mental changes, and still nurses the kids . Anything outside that is a scam . I will contribute whatever I want, but I will never share 50/50 finance with a man.

2027 is our biggest chance to save Nigeria. Be there. APC is a criminal organization. Let us come together and chase away These criminals, These power-drunk Animals, These political terrorists. Our future is at stake. WE DESERVE BETTER.

@OtPersimmon Thank you baby for acknowledging my efforts, I'll always strive to be a better man for you 😌.

We met in the most unserious way possible. I was already having a bad day, running late, mentally arguing with myself, when this man had the audacity to bump into me and not even apologize properly. Not a real apology. One of those “sorry” with vibes of “but it’s lowkey your fault.” So obviously, I did what any sane person would do… I dragged him. And instead of being normal and leaving, he stayed. Arguing back. Matching my energy. Smiling like this was somehow… entertaining?? From that moment, I decided he was my enemy. We kept “randomly” running into each other after that. Same café. Same street. Same annoying face. Always something to argue about coffee orders, music, who bumped into who first (still him, by the way). Weeks turned into this ridiculous routine of arguing, eyerolls, and “coincidental” meetings that felt less coincidental every time. Then one day, it rained. Like, serious rain. Lagos did its thing. I was stuck, annoyed, already preparing to suffer home, and guess who appeared… umbrella in hand, looking entirely too pleased with himself. He didn’t even say anything at first. Just stood beside me and tilted the umbrella slightly so it covered me too. I said, “Don’t think this changes anything.” He said, “Of course not. You still owe me an apology.” I almost pushed him into the rain. But I didn’t move away either. We walked like that… arguing quietly under one umbrella, stepping over puddles, pretending we didn’t both notice how easy it suddenly felt. Somewhere between “you’re annoying” and “text me when you get home,” things… shifted. And now? Now this same man that I couldn’t stand is the one I call when my day goes wrong, the one who knows exactly how I take my coffee, and the only person allowed to annoy me on a daily basis. Still my enemy, by the way. Just… my favorite one.

I am ready for an incredible new week. Money, Success and Joy will flow effortlessly towards me this week. I am ready to receive all of the miracles and magic coming my way this week. I am always where I need to be and the timing of my life is perfect for me. I Affirm ✅

@tips_yankee Your tweeting like you are paid these days,and your not even tweeting your opinions ,your doing coping and pasting. I have seen the same post on 5 different accounts. There are now using you for propaganda.

Iran would be a better ally for the USA than Israel. Iran produces oil, technology, and food. Israel produces nothing.

@tips_yankee Ppl that fund terrorism?

🚨 HOLY SMOKES. Iranian woman goes BERSERK on a smug white liberal who is supporting the Islamic regime "Convince me of WHAT? Of R*PE?! Of women not having rights?! I am Iranian, I've been imprisoned by that regime!" "Iranians are ASKING for the bombs! Iranian youth are asking to be bombed, and you are standing here SUPPORTING a terrorist regime! What are you DOING supporting a terrorist regime?!" *Lib spouts off about Palestine* "This has NOTHING to do with Palestine. This is about a terrorist regime in MY COUNTRY." "I can't even go see my father's grave!!" Mad props to this woman! White liberals are clueless, all over the world. H/t @patriot_apranik

Reminder: I’m still taking students for online Yoruba lessons. If you’re Yoruba but you can’t speak properly or you have a child who can’t speak proper Yoruba or you’re just a lover of the language and you wanna learn more. Do text me.🫶🏻

@Miss_Oluremi Na only woman fit type this kyn thing.

If this their marriage last, make i know wetin cause am. After selling aso ebi and inviting the whole world. The groom dropped 200k for food but had 20 groom's men! He sold aso ebi and fila 70k to them. For a wedding done in front of an old small house under a canopy with minimal decoration. He even bought fireworks 🤣 The bride hired content creator and bride assistant, ordered 250k cake from lagos. They didn't hire an event planner or planned for what the guests would eat. The best man was the one who booked a hotel for them because they didn't plan for that too. The bride told the MC to round up because all the guests they thought would spray/give them money left, out of annoyance. The fact that she was crying because of that 🤣 So they were expecting cash presents, but they couldn't invest properly in their event.

Yes. Nigerians are fools.

@OtPersimmon Where you watched the online church program

@Jsavage_X69 Link of?

Online church program is porn??😂😭 No heaven for any of you!

God, please put me on🙏🏽

If you have to share rice and 2k to convince people to vote for you in this day and age, everything is wrong with your governance.

MTN Nigeria is stealing our internet data MTN Nigeria is stealing our internet data MTN Nigeria is stealing our internet data MTN Nigeria is stealing our internet data MTN Nigeria is stealing our internet data @MTNNG @MTN180 your days are numbered in this country.

two lesbians in a relationship, one of them will force herself to act like a man. two gays in a relationship, one of them will force himself to act like a woman. this is nothing short of mental illness

I attract money 🍀 I attract wealth 🍀 I attract security and stability 🍀 The universe pours money into my life Wealth is my birthright 🍀 I was born to be abundant 🍀 Money is always available to me 🍀 I place no limits on the amount of money I can make 🍀 I am a master at attracting money into my life 🍀 The universe is on my side 🍀 I Affirm 🍀

If you are an influencer on X and you ever collect gig from APC, may all the blood shed from this demonic regime be on your head and that of your family 🙏🏻

@BashirH00404265 @FinPlanKaluAja1 Terrorist.

@FinPlanKaluAja1 At the beginning of this war, you projected the American military as untouchable with their aircraft carrier and all those bullshit F-this and that, how many F aircraft has been down now? Where are the so-called aircraft carriers now? You fucking slave to the west.

The US has underwater drones hunting mines in the Strait of Hormuz, has uncrewed surfacre ships on the water and drones in the air. The US has developed the ability to project war without risking its soldiers The US troops killed have been in theatre, but not in direct kinetic action in Kuwait and Iraq American military power has been restrained because the American public does not like US soldiers returning from a distant war in body bags Imagine what future presidents will do knowing that they can project Air, Sea, Land and below the surface military assets without the loss of life As I have said earlier, there is no way the US ends this without the Strait being open for commerce x.com/MarioNawfal/st…