Josh Smuckler

Just finished reading GONE GIRL.. I know I'm 2 years late but HOLY F BALLS!!! Literally insane. So stoked for the movie now!!

I can't tell if my throat hurts cause I'm sick or I've been singing too much from "Heathers"

ONCE!

Diamonds are forever @TaliaHeskett @DizFreak13 @zachyonan

Step into my office. Official nameplate has arrived!! #BOSSSTATUS

@rachelsohungry Heathers is closing and I'm so very... Sad 😫

There is a couple slow dancing in In N Out right now #romantic

Creeper in the corner. @TaliaHeskett @CamCipolla

Overall I give this day negative stars

People be pushing my buttons all dayyy

Literally hung up on the AppleCare people because they are so stupid #brokenmacbook

I want to be reincarnated as a puppy with really rich owners #DreamsDoComeTrue

Tank tops aren't for everyone

I just hiked for 7 miles and all I want is a cookie

I feel you Shia: In 1993 I was carried out of Les Mis screaming because I couldn't handle the intimations of death.

Having "Alice Ripley impression" in the special skills section on your resume earns you 10 bonus points IMHO #nooffensealice

Drunk wAlking to HeaThers #whatsyourdamage

Family functions are always awkward.. Especially when people introduce themselves even though you've met them 15 times #summerofYES #❤️

@robynoparis @SabbaTheGossip Very excited about your project!! Please keep us posted! :)

Banzai Sushi has HORRIBLE service! You have been warned...🍣😷