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@MrBoldOne @EmiratesFACup Enjoy your quadruple, pal.

@LewisBowden_ Lewis had this ready in his drafts 😂

@jaffa_5 @ToonPolls @NUFC @trippier2 😂😂😂

@JtheHall @ToonPolls @NUFC @trippier2 Quick give me tonight’s lottery numbers 😂

✍️ Newcastle United are delighted to announce the signing of Kieran Trippier from Atlético Madrid on a two-and-a-half-year deal! Welcome, @trippier2! ⚫️⚪️

@ToonPolls @NUFC @trippier2 It was always written!

@JtheHall @NUFC @trippier2 You called it!

@NUFC First player to believe in the project, to take the risk, and to join the club after the takeover. Thanks for everything 🖤🤍

Thank you, Tripps 🖤🤍 After four and a half years of incredible service to Newcastle United, we can confirm that Kieran Trippier will leave the club this summer when his contract expires. Kieran arrived in January 2022 with the club in the relegation zone and played a crucial role as he went on to lift the club’s first domestic trophy in 70 years.

🚨⚪️⚫️ Newcastle have agreed deal in principle to sign Independiente del Valle winger Johan Martinez, here we go! Ecuadorian 2009 born talent will join as soon as he turns 18, after verbal agreement in place. 🇪🇨 Clubs hope to sign all documents this week.

Spurs are making me feel better about football again. Dr Spurs will see you now

Fair play to them btw, every single one of their players wanted it more, a team who play for their manager and badge, our cowards and "leaders" could learn a thing or 2 from them

@ifyouseerobyn 😥

That's it. Times up. Eddie Howe, thanks for the memories, you've taken us as far as you can. Time for a change. #NUFC

Slept on it, and I think we probably didn't deserve to win yesterday #NUFC

As a Newcastle fan, I've seen some collapses, but that capitulation tops the lot. A sharp reminder that we are so so far from being a top team. Embarrasing tbh #NUFC

We'll always have that first 45mins I suppose #NUFC

Gallowgate pigeon’s mates have come on a European away day in his honour. Classy lads

Little old Newcastle United, eh. We’ve come a long way.

@LindseyGrahamSC @POTUS

@LindseyGrahamSC @POTUS Europeans listening to far-right human sock puppet, Lindsey Graham, having a tantrum because we don’t want to help the people who were planning to invade the EU eight weeks ago

A MASSIVE THREE POINTS AT STAMFORD BRIDGE! 😍