Justin Dillon

Some of my Republican colleagues are calling for a $1,000, one-time check to Americans. Really? That'll last you two or three weeks. What happens after that? We need to give every person in this country $2,000 a month for the duration of this crisis.

@netflix is there any chance we can get Ozark early while we’re in quarantine?

7 days and counting. WE ALL will have our day in court next week. I won't quit and I won't be quiet.... ow.ly/gPtB30igLhZ #IStandWithAlexis #AlexisBortell @MikeHillerEsq

I'm thinking of starting a podcast where all I do is eat chips and cry.

Just heard @MissioMusic in @CW_Riverdale. I love your videos. Can I exist is my favorite

@MissioMusic @floatedmagazine Never heard of you before I saw KDV @FineLineMusic and that was incredible-- big fan now

Rep. Joe Kennedy had some choice words for Paul Ryan about the GOP health care bill

Day of shame in Congress. Protections for pre-existing conditions, mental health, maternity care, addiction services -- all gone.

So how long until GoFundMe is our nation's leading health care provider?

@Kevin_LaChane Compact discs don't work on a record player

@KronoviRL really knows how to use plungers.

Let's go! Twitch.tv/rocketleague

@RLCS I think you should show the players battle cars a bit more. Maybe even talk about the cool items

Dude needs to smoke some pot. twitter.com/bethreinhard/s…

Trump cutting funding to SESAME STREET but Melania has all the taxpayer money she needs to stay in her penthouse in NYC. #JusticeForBigBird

@TylerYungsoo nerd

@birbigs @netflix I thought the butthole joke was clever

Okay, it's a thing now. On @netflix. Worldwide. Please RT if you like it. Maybe some other people will like it too. #ThankGodForJokes