Juan Lyall

An American Pope you say #Pope #whitesmoke #conclave

The irony of an all female crew blasting off to space on a giant dildo isn’t lost on me. #BlueOrigin

@richardosman listened to todays excellent @restisents postcast.. so University Challenge has VAR.. who’d have thought it..

@sammatterface Frank Lampard has done such an outstanding job since taking over at Coventry, not only are they now 5th in the championship but they are running the IOC #superfrank #iocpresident #IOC

@bushontheradio I have a theory that Trump appointed Vance only to guarantee that he’s not the biggest c*nt in the room.

This guy is a fucking moron. An utter slap in the face for the families of the 600 plus British Soldiers who died fighting alongside America in Afghanistan & Iraq.

BREAKING: President Trump Immediately Withdraws the U.S. from the WHO #TheWho #Trump #youbetteryoubet

@JimWhite @Sjopinion10 if you bought a house and found a body under the floorboards, and called the police. Should you get charged for a crime? No, of course not.

@bushontheradio yesterday I unceremoniously dumped the Christmas tree down the side of the house with other crap.. embarrassingly, next to last years now brown tree. Admittedly a new low for me. I’d send a photo but it’s dark..

It took me a moment to realise it was a chopping board, I thought @fredsirieix1 was getting a middle finger.

@bushontheradio Just seen this.. let’s make a person.

Incredible find on Facebook Marketplace this morning

@bushontheradio Standing on my right leg I lift my left to wash the lower part of that and foot. Standing on my left is more problematic. Will I fall? The adrenaline, the jeopardy. What happened to being able to balance on either leg? This is what my life has become 🤣

Guys. Do you wash your LEGS in the shower? I've never done it. Ever.

@bushontheradio I understand not wanting to pick up your dog’s shit, after all, picking up shit isn’t a nice thing. The worst thing about putting your dog’s shit in a bag is putting the shit in the bag. So having put the shit in the bag, I don’t understand this.

How do you feel about people who do this?

@bushontheradio Olive oil 🫒 or, at a push, spring water. And if you’re buying it in brine then you should be sectioned.

You can tell a LOT about someone by what liquid they prefer tinned tuna to be in.

@NatWest_Help I have just tried using my card, the shop tells me it didn’t go through and I can’t check as the app is down!! Help?

@bushontheradio My goodness me you’ve opened Pandora’s box here, or rather, her biscuit tin. Either way, prepare for some seriously opposing views. BTW the answer is hobnobs.

HELP I've popped to the shop next door to get 'perfect tea dunking biscuits' for the show. What do I get?

If it’s a draw, no pens, 2 kings have a fight (obvs Wills in for Charles on medical grounds). #EURO2024 #Eurocopa2024 #EnglandvsSpain

@clairekitty12 @bushontheradio Smokie Sausage sounds like a very poor R&B/Soul tribute act.

@bushontheradio Chips,smokie sausage and tub of garlic mayo . Yum

Please reply to this with your standard chip shop order.

@bushontheradio Cod, chips, mushy peas. Then I’ll flip a coin as to whether it’s curry or tartare sauce.

Southgate’s England are like Henry Hoover. They get the job done but they are so fucking frustrating 😮‍💨 #Southgate #england #EURO2024 #henryhoover

@bushontheradio I thought you might appreciate this and I’ve been keeping this to myself for some time. Whenever I hear the name Keir Starmer, I say it in my head like Snow sang “Informer” and then inevitably I say some other nonsense and end with “a licky boom boom down” Try it!