Judgement Dave

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@TollytB Though I’m certain that this is the first time I’ve seen anyone else use it, I’d be surprised if Tim Vine has never used this pun. It’s definitely one of those that when you think of it it’s both very funny and obvious.

@TollytB I know that’s a great pun, as I also came up with it over a decade ago. Great minds think alike. Unfortunately, so do pun-loving wallies. :)

It has been discovered that Charles Dickens 'A Tale of Two Cities,' was serialised in a couple of local newspapers. It was the Bicester times It was the Worcester times. 🐢💨

@atrupar Great song though - and as usual the meaning of the song is totally unknown to Trump.

Donald Trump just posted a video of Somali people enjoying the Mall of America to the soundtrack of “Mad World” because he is a bigoted POS

@theliamnissan @adamscochran @Quadcarl Hope things are a little better now.

@adamscochran @Quadcarl I'm ok now. Had a stressful Easter

Yeah, this ain’t Liam.

@floboflo @GyllKing I’m almost upset that autocorrect didn’t change people’s to people.

@GyllKing I finished mine on Good Friday then started eating other people’s on Sunday.

When is the Christian ceremony of eating Easter Eggs? Is it today or Easter Monday?

@JamesKi26687305 @oldstriker @KurtSchlichter The USA (along with the UK, France, and Russia, I think) agreed to defend Ukraine in the 90s deal that got rid of their nuclear weapons. I believe that the idea was so that other nuclear powers defending them would be a deterrent to potential aggressors. See Budapest Memorandum.

@oldstriker @KurtSchlichter Then why do they want us involved in Ukraine? Ukraine is not a NATO member, and NATO nations haven't been attacked. Checkmate.

The Europeans are not dealing with “a man.” They are dealing with the United States of America. The United States needed the most innocuous kind of cooperation from them. They denied the United States that cooperation. The implied argument is that their obligations within our alliance depend on whether they like the guy we chose as our president. “Sure, we’re allies…if we approve of who you elected.” Nope. We are not going to forget, and we’re not going to forgive. I’m indifferent to their excuses or their rationalizations. The United States of America needed their help and not very much help. They turned us down. That changes everything. And they aren’t going to like how it changes everything.

@floboflo Yes on both counts.

That is clearly a statue. They must think we’re idiots

@g_gosden @poet_yorkshire He’s injured himself with a tent peg to prove his devotion to Trump.

Why is he walking like that? Has he a serious prostate problem?

@MAGACult2 The number of ad hominem attacks in the replies, while there’s still no post disputing the speaker’s statements.

This professor has been one of the most brilliant minds reporting on what is actually happening in the Middle East. So, what’s the plan?

@floboflo Maybe she’s actually saying “He went sometimes (three times/a week?) to Saturday and Sunday school.”

Do they have two Saturday’s or two Sunday’s in the US?

@Acyn Maybe she’s actually saying “He went sometimes (three times/a week?) to Saturday and Sunday school.”

White-Cain: Many people don’t know about the upbringing of President Trump. He went sometimes three times a week to Saturday and Sunday school.

@SarahLarchmont We don’t know where Donald will end up in the afterlife, but, to paraphrase his own words: He’s Fired!

Your task is to write Trumps obituary. What are you saying:

@SandyofCthulhu And looking through others replies has reminded me that we also had taped: Horror Express Halloween Damien: Omen 2 Jaws These also got watched and rewatched possibly 100s of times.

@SandyofCthulhu Not sure, but highly likely to be one of: Alien The Thing In the Mouth of Madness The Void

What is your most rewatched horror film. Not counting “The Whisperer in Darkness” which I participated in, the one I’ve seen most often is probably Mr. Vampire.

@SandyofCthulhu Although I’m not really counting what I watched as a teen, when the UK only had 3-4 TV stations and we only had a few films (mainly taped off telly). I remember that we had Alien, Poltergeist, The Fog, Nightmare on Elm Street, and The Thing, which all got watched 100s of times.

@Suzierizzo1 @PaulRyan1051 I’ve always thought weasel. Certainly not a naked mole rat as nobody needs to have Stephen Miller and the word ‘naked’ in mind at the same time.

@PaulRyan1051 I’ve said a weasel and a naked mole rat.

What animal does Stephen Miller look like? 👇👇👇

Christ! JRM is risen and posting his annual show of performative Christianity. Is it truly possible to spout the political views that this man does if one is a genuine Christian?

@Seymourbutts28 @RonFilipkowski If it weren’t for the last part, this post could be applied by either side to the other.

@RonFilipkowski Fascinating how psychotic a portion of our country has become. One side wants a better nation, The other side wants the other to die and their supporters be jailed, and to fill the country with foreign illegals.

Whether it happens 6 hours from now, 6 days from now, 6 weeks from now, 6 months from now, or 6 years from now, it will be one of the largest worldwide celebrations in the history of the human race.

@whoisruona @RonFilipkowski As one nightmare ends it is unknown whether what follows is just as bad.

@RonFilipkowski Correction: It'll be the biggest celebration since the fall of Berlin in '45. Fireworks, street parties, and zero mourning. History will remember the day the nightmare finally ended.

@SeaSettler @RonFilipkowski Love ‘Veni. Vidi. Covfefe.’