Juggusheadus

🚨 The greatest ever explanation of why Net Zero is bollocks (technical term) No one explains it better than an Aussie. And it’s glorious 💣

@HarryMaguire93 Fair play to you ! You’ve never let England down top pro 👏👏👏

Love playing for my country 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿❤️

@giftednumber10 @Newman123Sam @WG_RumblePants I’ll chuck Andy Roberts into the mix

@giftednumber10 @Newman123Sam @WG_RumblePants 76 was the first series I properly watched & understood. The Windies team whilst excellent was realistically “only” Sir Viv & Michael Holding better than the England team. Get to 80 & 84 and the difference was unreal.

I just stumbled across this photo of the 1984 West Indians on their tour of England. That’s really quite a team!

@20th_Centurygal Yes

Give me a band or artist who's name is one word...one word only, no "The". Let's see how many we can come up with...😊🎶

@HJB_News__ The UK needs Starmer gone and the world needs President Fart gone

Donald Trump needs Keir Starmer gone to make the special relationship great again don’t you agree?

@secondtierpod What a fucking wet wipe

Ipswich Town CEO Mark Ashton issued this apology following the fallout of Reform visiting the club earlier this week.

🚨 HOLY CRAP. President Trump just said America no longer has to be there for NATO "We WOULD have always been there for them, but now, based on their actions? I guess we don't have to be, do we?!" "I think a tremendous mistake was when NATO just wasn't there. They just weren't there. It's going to make a lot of money for the United States, because we spent hundreds of billions of dollars a year on NATO, hundreds, protecting them." Trump NEVER FORGETS.

@MajorGowen_ @pauldbowen Runs like he’s been gang raped by 3 Ukrainian rent boys 🤓

Keir Starmer playing football has all the mobility of Norman Wisdom on Ketamine.

@rncunc @Athersmike It says Lancs legends not legends of the game. Ps Clive Lloyd was quite useful look him up you might learn something🙄

@Athersmike After 1934, Lancashire won the County championship in 2011. How exactly are these bums legends?

Great to catch up with these Lancs legends last night 🌹 🌹

@AvonandsomerRob If she had a knob I’m sure they would have 😉

This is such a soft interview I'm surprised they didn't shag after it..

@Thievesbook @NevittSteve There was no Tim Marvin(Martin) in my year 🧐

Wonder if that is the same Tim Marvin we were at school with? @Juggusheadus2 @NevittSteve

@Thievesbook Just buy one from Waitrose

Et voilà ... now in the oven! A masterpiece...

@BethRigby He won’t get a choice after the May locals

ANALYSIS: Starmer thinks he’s the right man for this moment, despite what Trump or some in Labour say. Trying to draw a parallel between him & Brown during 2008 financial crisis when the then embattled PM said ‘this is no time for a novice’? Will it work? news.sky.com/story/starmer-…

@BethRigby What a pitiful c**t !

WATCH: Starmer on ‘beating himself up’ over Mandelson is worth watching because I really think it’s a very rare & believable moment where Starmer reveals how he’s really feeling; showing some vulnerability and anger with himself over the decision he took

@ccfchxw Errr you support fucking Cardiff 🤡

Worst part about Wales fucking it up is you get fans from shit clubs like Reading, Grimsby and Stoke giving it large

This guy is so good at playing the lib that you might not even know that he is a parodist.

@WG_RumblePants Peak Britain 🇬🇧?

Spectators on the outfield after the varsity match at Lord’s in 1914. Note the carriages parked on the edge of the outfield.

🚨 HOLY CRAP. President Trump just dropped a truth nuke on American "allies" and the UK "WE come to their rescue, but they will NEVER come to ours. And I want you to remember that we said this, they didn't come to our rescue! Now they all want to help when they're annihilated!" "The other side is annihilated. They said, 'we'd love to send ships.' They actually made a statement, a couple of them, that we want to get involved when the war's over..." "...No, it's supposed to get involved with the war's BEGINNING or even before it begins!" "We had the UK say that 'we'll send,' this is three weeks ago, 'we'll send our aircraft carriers,' which aren't the best aircraft carriers, by the way, they're toys compared to what we have, but 'we'll send our aircraft carrier when the war's over.'" 😭 "I said, oh, that's wonderful. Thank you very much. Don't bother. We don't need it. And we don't need it. We don't need them!"

@secondtierpod Fucking hell you’re a gimp

What were Ipswich thinking? 🤯