Juice Thompson

The Juiceboni

Nikita Zadorov has been fined $3.75

Sending Stanley after that scumbag Zadorov at puck drop next game. Garbage human.

YEAH The Boston Bruins are a JOKE. Pitiful team with zero heart. We only let you win a game because we felt bad for you #Sabresin5

Can’t pahk ya cah in Bahstin without getting ya jewlwy stowen. Good thing I hang my gold medal from my ballsack.

Yeah night off in Boston. Had to take the kid out for a nice steak dinner.

Boston’s not ready

Boston paparazzi getting a close up of what a real superstar looks like.

Pulling up to Boston like

Put Devon Levi on the Power Play

Yeah just had my pregame meal: a pack of strawberry pop-tarts, 3 jagerbombs and a dozen raw eggs straight to the dome. One quick game of NHL Hitz 2002 then heading to the rink. I think I’ll score 3 tonight.

Yeah I just DoorDashed alphabet soup to the Bruins hotel rooms except instead of the whole alphabet it’s just a bunch of L’s.

🧹🧹🧹

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Put Stanley in front of the net on the Power Play.

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Yeah I woke up inside an igloo of hail pellets on the roof of the Keybank Center. Gonna use Tooth’s zip line to repel down to the locker rooms. My Jim’s stinger is about to be DoorDashed to my stall. I always click “leave on ground”. Can’t talk sorry, I’m in the fkn zone chief.

Yeah it’s not even noon and I’m blacked out stumbling around Niagara Square looking for the softest bush to take a nap in. Should be awake by 5PM to start pregaming again. Perfect timing #Buffalosabres

You smell that Buffalo? There’s something in the air. The energy is contagious. The city is buzzing. Playoff hockey is back baby.

@MikeGrinnell_ @spittinchiclets Hagens won’t make it to the Garden. He’s 19 years old, under 6 Foot & 175 lbs soaking wet. Kids getting sent into the 300 level game 1.

Hagens playoff goal at the Garden is going to get a POP