Jules Huffelpuff

"I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending that I don't exist." – Harry Potter

Rupert and Emma goofing off set.

Snitches multiplied in the ditches is where they lie, if you seem suspicious i wont hesitate to let the fists fly

Top 3 things Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley aren't good at: 1) Naming children 2) Naming children 3) Naming children

How did Harry Potter get down the hill? By walking... ... JK Rowling!

Gryffindor: Do what is right!Ravenclaw: Do what is wise!Hufflepuff: Do what is kind!Slytherin: PUT A FUCKING BASILISK IN THE CASTLE!!!

ME: Any advice? DAD: Its ok to embellish a little.[later at job interview] INTERVIEWER: Tell me about yourself. Me: I wrote Harry Potter.

Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together, Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll.

Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I'm shaking hands with Dumbledore, I've won the House Cup.

Kylie Jenner bought a house at 17?? Harry Potter saved the Wizarding World and destroyed Voldemort at 17!

Me: When is dinner ready? Dad: Will you wait! Me: I DID MY WAITING! Dad: Oh God Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT... Dad: not again. Me: IN AZKABAN!!

Everyone in Hogwarts treated Luna like she was crazy for believing in weird shit. Like they didn't go to wizard high school!

Ever since the Harry Potter movies wrapped, life has been hard for the Sorting Hat