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@ohjazzyjazzy HAPPY BIRTHDAY MANGO!!!!

I almost forgot SCREAMING HAPPY RATDAY TO MY BABY GUERLLLLL MANGO MANGWEENIE LINGUINE ! Happy 4th bday! I hope you live forever ❤️❤️❤️

@LadyDingleberry Yes probably but only if hoom provides quality apology treats when they return!

Am dis Shanks half to forgift mine hoom for an forgor if hers am at hers onion conviction? (Does this Shanks have to forgive her human for "forgetting" her if she is at her union convention?)

@liebherk JP got very jealous watching this like he didn’t steal a chicken nugget from his brother last night

Omg chick in

I am a friend to all cats, even the little mean ones. They have their reasons

@kittensnotkids @kendallhosseini (Mario Lemieux has a long history of covering up sexual assault & welcoming child rapists into the league so I’d be wary of speaking so positively about his influence. Crosby has never distanced himself from Lemieux which does make me side eye him tbh.)

@kendallhosseini I always attribute Crosby's excellence of character to how Lemieux took him under his wing, had him live with the Lemieux family as a young player, etc. That was such a class thing for Mario to do & it HAD to be so so good for young Sid.

sidney crosby telling some guys to lay off a player who wasn’t doing great and just give him some fucking taps… MANY teams in the NHL are lacking this leadership quality

@apbusch Look at your babies!!!!

Seriously. Look at these faces. I had posted on FB that someone should adopt them so I could visit but everybody was secretly like “I hope Andy adopts those cats.”

I was going through a divorce and my prior cat had passed unexpectedly a month prior, but I decided to look at the shelter’s website anyway and saw the mugshot of these two matching darling girls. I visited them even though it seemed illogical and fell in love.

ok so basicaly , i am Warmbly , i am Safely, i am Tuck’t , and i am Loved❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

@midori_deane Happy Borthday Julie!!! Happy “you made a Julie” day Midori! I am so glad that there is a Julie in the world and that you’re his mom. The world is a better place because of y’all.

guy who’s living his best birthday (watching frozen 2, building a lego birthday cake)

@midori_deane Two months from tomorrow I have to start telling people I have a six year old, so it could be worse.

am i really gonna wake up tomorrow and have to start telling people i have a 5 year old child ☹️

This cat VIEWS TRANS PEOPLE! Happy TDOV, y’all. I’m PROUD OF YOU!

@annefloofey Sending you all of our love. Thank you for sharing her with us.

My beautiful rusty girl left us today. She would've turned 15 tomorrow on April Fools' Day. Recently her health took a very sudden and sharp decline, and we had a vet help her pass peacefully at home with us

Time to snuggle sisterly.

WHY WOULD A MAN BE THERE

@skittlesisacat Baby Brother was unhappy JP did not want to swing with him but JP does not like Swing

@JulesPierre19 O wow jaypee being outdoorsman

JP has been invited to “play in backyard with baby brother”

@brook_the_mommy He is Baby Sitting

A boy who finds his mom’s pregnant belly too comfortable to allow her to get any work done

@RoyalPeachCat I do not like harness, but I enjoy the French Aire

@JulesPierre19 Outdoor time, how exciting! What did you think of it??

It’s 🚨HONKERS BONKERS TIME🚨

Ok well you may be having a hard time but I can see the bottom of my food bowl in a tiny spot so maybe stop whining and fix that

JP dad had a photograph of his exhibited at a local show today! Everyone say “good job JP dad!”