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Julia Cohen

@JuliaACohen

poet & essayist / interviewer @TarpaulinSky / on the messier side of neat / my heart’s a fainting couch /20th century babe / will eat basement cake

Colorado / the moon / a teacup Katılım Ekim 2012
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Bought @FarmlandFoods bacon and it was packaged to make it LOOK like there was meat but it was 99% fat when unpackaged, so gross I am throwing in the trash
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I live with a monster! 😭😭😭😭 I will bake new brownies and put divorce papers in the center square
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Pros: moose-inspired hooves Cons: dog-robots
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This couldn’t go wrong. Next stop, schools
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There she goes, puttin’ on perfume for her Zoom meeting.
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Does anyone else know the specific satisfaction of eating confiscated Halloween candy (taken by the Halloween Fairy who left a present in its place, im not a monster) in a hot shower once your small child has fallen asleep? Or is this toooo specific?
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Black schmutz, did you say?
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@TheAtlantic what about raising minimum wage and making healthcare universal? Then people could afford to buy things?
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I want to meet whoever is naming these local pound dogs (and chicken)
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Gossip Girl is actually a show about college drop outs.
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90% of breakfast is dressing capybaras and 10% is touching and maybe, maybe eating food
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Fritz is getting kook slammed in the US Open final :(
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No one tells you how much wider you’ll get when you’re older. Not heavier or bigger. Just wider w age. Like:
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I survive on the tears of sleeping birds
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Guys, I just realized that the Hanson brothers are different people from the Jonas brothers 🤷‍♀️
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Dennis Quaid’s face is like the first crease in your new sneakers when you internally scream NOOOO
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Unpacking my storage unit and found my old cell phones…
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Colorado Springs FB Market place is WILD this morning:
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