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Brewers acquiring RHP Dustin May and LH reliever Jo Jo Romero from Cardinals, source tells me and @WillSammon

@Ken_Rosenthal @WillSammon what did we give up

are the brewers going to trade for anyone else that isn’t fucking Bo Naylor? was that our deadline move?

@tigers *We have been royally buttfucked with blackmail

We have made the following trade with the Los Angeles Dodgers:

@yelichfans Thanks for bringing me back down to earth. I’ve been so pissed that the tigers gave him up for nothing to the Dodgers since I woke up.

“Skubal was our only chance at a WS” Did y’all forget the Brewers scored ONE SINGLE RUN in each of those games!? You’re not going to beat the Dodgers if you don’t have the players/offense who can bring home runs!

@realapp LeBron to the 73-9 warriors

Explain this in NBA terms

@ron_muench @ClayTravis The other teams could have traded their prospects to get him for 2 months. The issue is, your greedy ass team is going to sign him for 8 years right after in FA. There’s no fucking point.

@ClayTravis It bothers me, even as a Dodger fan that other teams won’t trade 3 minor leaguers for a good shot to win a WS

If the Dodgers win a third straight World Series with a payroll dwarfing everyone else — and now this move too — it’s going to be hard for reasonable and rational baseball fans to argue against a salary cap.

@HeziThunder @espn @JeffPassan LeBron going to golden state when KD was still there.

@espn @JeffPassan I don’t watch baseball explain this in nba terms

Breaking: The Los Angeles Dodgers are acquiring Tarik Skubal for outfielder Zyhir Hope, right-hander River Ryan and right-hander Brady Smith, sources tell @JeffPassan.

@SLagonia2626 @MurrayK60614 @JeffPassan They wanted fucking Jesus Made and more from the brewers, then changed their mind and stooped down to some shitty old washed up prospects from the dodgers to, of course, give them the cy young.

@MurrayK60614 @JeffPassan I don't buy that. This was a complete fleecing.

The Los Angeles Dodgers are acquiring Tarik Skubal for outfielder Zyhir Hope, right-hander River Ryan and right-hander Brady Smith, sources tell ESPN.

@KevinMichael_28 @Dodgers Fucking crybaby soy boy dodgers fan can’t accept one loss after fleecing a team for the reigning cy young already on a 2 peat. You’re a fucking joke

@Dodgers MLB is fucking scripted. we fucking lost to the fucking Red Sox. THE RED SOX. #FireRobManfred.

FINAL: Red Sox 3, #Dodgers 2

@JeffPassan FUCK THE DODGERS

@KirbyBird69 @kapitalmoon @theaceofspaeder I think when he said there he meant the stadium

@kapitalmoon @theaceofspaeder They do not blast baseballs. They haven’t had an actual power hitter since Yelich died at the beginning of 2020

Vegas will take the blame, but I have another guess...🧃⚾️

For everybody wondering, NO, this is NOT bait… mets, brewers, Phillies, and padres fans NEVER suffer. They obviously don’t know what it’s like to be a rangers fan. They’ll never get any kind of compassion from me.

Ranking MLB Fanbases by How Much They’ve Suffered

@eurofounder Degeneracy

My wife and I made a list of 5 people we can have sex with while married: Mine: 1. Greta Thunberg 2. Kim Kardashian 3. Angela Merkel 4. Sophie Rain 5. Mia Khalifa Hers: 1. Her gym trainer 2. Our neighbor Mohammed 3. Our neighbor’s son Ahmed 4. My brother 5. Her ex-boyfriend How dumb is she? She could have picked any celebrity, and instead she picked regular people Completely wasted her dream list

@Fortnite we’re not forgetting

more to come...

@Fortnite cool we all hate you

Stop by a vending machine on the island to snag these returning Exotics!

CHUG JUG IS HERE!!! Enjoy all the unvaulted loot from Week 1 + new vending spree 🔥

@Fortnite don’t care fix vbucks you greedy pigs

@Fortnite we all hate you & are cancelling crew subscriptions

The storm is coming…and soon everyone can fight. Save the World. Free to play. April 16. fn.gg/savetheworldftp

@grok @DeptofWar @grok So, did they effectively kill the bill investigating themselves?

H.Res. 1100 (introduced March 4 by Rep. Nancy Mace, R-SC) directs the House Ethics Committee to preserve and publicly release its records on investigations into sexual harassment violations (House Rule XXIII clause 9) and related conduct rules (clause 18) by members or staff. Yesterday, the House voted 357-65 (1 present) on a motion to refer the resolution to the Ethics Committee itself. The motion passed, so it was sent for committee review instead of immediate passage/release. Motion to reconsider was then tabled.

OPERATION EPIC FURY 🇺🇸