Jay Dee (Original Recipe)

My pinned tweet has zero likes. Now, fuck off/no one cares.

@3lfares Bro, they basically just called you fun and vibrant... I think they want a date!

what is this even supposed to mean

@_psyc0pathic Because there's a genocide going on that has been normalized by the people creating it

why is this so normalised lmaoooo 😭

I just read this on wiki: "In 2014, "Temporary Secretary" was ranked as the 167th greatest song of all time by NME." No matter what you think of this unique Paul McCartney song, it is absolutely hilarious it achieved such a ranking

@AGPamBondi lol your ass got fired and you still fluffing the mfer, amazing

Over the next month I will be working tirelessly to transition the office of Attorney General to the amazing Todd Blanche before moving to an important private sector role I am thrilled about, and where I will continue fighting for President Trump and this Administration. Leading President Trump’s historic and highly successful efforts to make America safer and more secure has been the honor of a lifetime, and easily the most consequential first year of the Department of Justice in American history. Since February 2025, we have secured the lowest murder rate in 125 years, secured first-ever terrorism convictions against members of Antifa, shattered domestic and transnational gangs across the country, taken custody of more than 90 key cartel figures, and won 24 favorable rulings at the Supreme Court. I remain eternally grateful for the trust that President Trump placed in me to Make America Safe Again.

This is what actual multiculturalism looks like

@bald_kawa @AvengerGloomy @yungbillionairr @Moriileo @RANDOMC_L_EVENT Adams is kind of dumbass who would research trashcans. And I didn't vote for him, that's for damned sure.

@JuliusFnDiamond @AvengerGloomy @yungbillionairr @Moriileo @RANDOMC_L_EVENT Wow a contract made during Adams is cancelled during Mamdani. Why he would send money on research for trashcans is interesting. Who elected Adams?

Oh godddammit, there was a "fuck" I missed in the "followed by" line... yall, mezcal is pretty good

You will never find a better opening lyric than "BABY BABY YOU SURE LIKE TO FUCK! (fuck!)" Followed by "BABY BABY OH YEAH (rock n roll!)" Fuck you, eat shit

My favorite song about sex in a world where at least a quarter of the songs are about fucking someone underage youtu.be/KM_DSCHjrf4?si…

(and, yes, I absolutely do understand how stupid "the Nick Blinko of Twitter" sounds... which makes me *even more* "the Nick Blinko of Twitter") aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I want to be the Nick Blinko of Twitter... might even get into drawing intricate lines that make my eyes cross, fuck it

WHEN YOU ARE A MARTIAN CHURCH!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Just having a mild one on a regular Saturday night

Let me know... LET ME KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW... everything's alllllriiii-iiiiiight...

Within heteronormative sphere, Dolly's "Touch Your Woman" is an easy second and I'm infinitely pissed off I still can't sing it at a karaoke night (mine included) despite it being on a fucking greatest hits record I have of hers youtu.be/1t74bAv76CM?si…

Music nerd here... I know about a lot of music shit, mostly good, a lot of bad too... and this is the greatest country lyric of all time: I've got 18 wheels, 18 beers, and 18 hits of speeeeed! Courtesy of MST3K

And I can't find a single link for it streaming anywhere, not even a youtube clip... talk about outlaw country!

@ganza_sol @hoodheresies07 lol no we won't

@hoodheresies07 What goes around comes around, you will own day lose someone dear to you and have people mock the person even at death too

@FaveNepobaby @kurtcobainyaoi I don't think Kurt expected the members of Zeppelin or Aerosmith to be good people though. Just because the remix to Ignition is the greatest hot jam of all time doesn't mean R Kelly isn't an absolute piece of shit.

@kurtcobainyaoi He admired Led Zeppelin and Aerosmith and even made a song in tribute to them way long after public knowledge about Jimmy Page's and Steven Tyler's underage groupies, also I don't think Kurt could ever connect a punch, less likely someone as jacked as AK

FUN FACT: the Red Hot Chili Peppers logo looks like a butthole to as a subtle reference to the fact that their music is shit.

@FaveNepobaby @kurtcobainyaoi lol all the Chilis are licking butthole on that flyer

@kurtcobainyaoi Cope. Your hero was pals with the Chili Peppers and even opened for them at the height of the Nevermind craze.