OluwaFunsho
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E get one of my senior for university then, nobody fvck reach am back then. There was this day he was horny and all his babes were not available and the crazy thing is that he was flat broke that day. He decided to go to asewo quarters(Galadima), i asked him what are you going to pay with and he said don’t worry.
This guy went and told the asewo that he’s a military man who just got out of the bush(Maiduguri), he told her he will be spending the night with her so the asewo felt a bit comfortable as it was a normal thing back then.
He dropped a piece of cloth that he held along and entered her bathroom to shower. After showering he told her they should run one round before he goes out to get what they will eat for dinner, she agreed and he did his thing then disappeared.🤣🤣
He’s on this app, he’s my active mutual and e dey do me like make i tag the egbon. I am sure you will see this my honourable senior colleague.🤣🤣
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@sammy_kvngs Depends the kind of Job and location plus the individual's plans
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@Malulekee @Wizarab10 Both plates habour food now.....so he's still right
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@Wizarab10 Sir Dickson I think she is talking about plates where people put food to eat. Your mind is dirty ooooo🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@the_Lawrenz This should be a contender for the Nobel Prize in chemistry and i'm not Kidding 🤣
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1s² 2s² 2p⁶ 3s² 3p⁶ 4s² is the electron configuration of Calcium.
Calcium dissolves in acid. The human stomach produces acid. Stress increases stomach acid production. War creates mass stress.
Every major war happening right now is disrupting global food supply chains.
The largest undiscovered Calcium deposit on earth sits directly beneath Gaza. This is why the war hasn’t stopped. They’re not fighting over land. They’re fighting over THIS equation.
They don’t need bombs for everyone. They just need to starve the Calcium out of us while we argue about borders. You’re not watching a war. You’re watching a controlled demolition of the human skeleton.
Favour Chime@Chime_Fave
1s² 2s² 2p⁶ 3s² 3p⁶ 4s²
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Doesn’t make any sense
Living Tricks@LivingTricks_
Read it again carefully. The answer is literally right in front of you 😏
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@pst_Goodness @omo_Akinbile Even the paediatrics sef....e no sabi am
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@rhayorbadmus 5k for shawarma and viju choco ke?
Lol
This is 2026 oo...APC regime
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You wey de wear Ankara trouser and apc polo, what do you know about fashion
POOJA!!!@PoojaMedia
Kounde needs to be worried now as Szoboszlai's fashion is leading now. 🔥
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@YKoluwaseun9 If you are in Warri....find your way to Madam UK canteen off effurun road......you will eat and be satisfied
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Shame has deserted this generation
Look at someone's mother fgs!
Solo Mon@guylikesolomon
“I can finally speak my truth — I’m expecting a child with Young Jonn, and yes, we’ve been in a relationship since the release of our hit song ‘Stamina.’ What we share goes beyond music, and this is a beautiful new chapter for us.” — Tiwa Savage
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