Junior Stopka

It is interesting there's zero protests for this pesky Iran war. It's like someone is paying to stop dumb chants by obese women Conspiracy?

@EA_Rice Wouldn't you lose more weight in the U.S.A. if you were being poisoned?

I used to think the social media videos I saw about the food in other countries were BS, until I went to Italy for a week. One full week of eating pasta, pizza, steak and gelato…I came home down 7lbs. We are being poisoned. It really is that simple.

New take Gas prices are out of hand. And what's up with the middle east?

No such thing as boneless wings. We are being lied to

Afroman fro ever 🇺🇸

Party tonight/Release at EZ Inn on Western Ave. Only creeps/Iranians allowed

Produced a comedy special for our boy Paul Miller (not the white supremacist). His special is next. I'm very proud of everyone involved skirting the industry Lunch Break - Paul Miller youtu.be/-q4oeOTFgKc?si…

Jim Carrey look good. Kelly Osbourne look good. You just jealous

Isn't there some country with cows we can attack to lower beef prices? Beef jerky shouldn't be as much as a Nintendo switch

Why do people complain about Daylight Savings Time? It's only an hour. It saves us money and lowers pollution. So does bombing the shit out of a middle eastern country. It lowers crime, takes about an hour, zero emissions. Get over yourselves

I wonder if the crazy religious country with a dictatorial leader will give up

The ones telling you to hate each other are best pals behind closed doors

I like the oppressive government but I hate the people. Believe me, just go on a bus

I'm against the Iran War. Not because of unlearned lessons of previous meddling in the middle east. I just know there is an aspiring Iranian comedian that's going to lecture us on their political/comedy show in the future. And that's worse than 100 Israels

Whatever side of the political spectrum you're on we can all agree my dad is gay

The new leaders of Iran should be terrorists we fight a few years from now then leave it to the terrorists a few years later and never speak of it again

It's only fair Israel bombs Greenland and Canada for us.

The level of balls

Here I am with a gay guy stealing a globe

What's that show where a panel of judges give their opinion on performers?