Camper Juno

WE'RE GOING TO THE FIRE EMBLEM BASEMENT

Got a software update for Thursday so I can’t go to the Fire Emblem basement that day. Sorry!

what if I made a bionic tarantula

@csgoggles my bugs :)

I WROTE A FANFIC ABOUT @JunoCamper'S BEETLES EVERYONE PLEASE LOOK I THINK IT'S CUTE archiveofourown.org/works/24626077

@csgoggles more than roommates. oh my god they're lady and the tramp-ing on a particularly succulent leaf. oh my god they were bug mates

@JunoCamper !!!! ARE THEY ROOMMATES????

saved a stag beetle in the woods today. i call him bionic henry. he and bionic herman are in love

@CStreamixAnn For glorious arthropod gladiatorial combat of course

@JunoCamper Why do you collect bugs?

@CampDingles @Streamix_Xander it's okay, bionic herman broke me out. there's also a fire where the isolation cabin was

@Streamix_Xander @JunoCamper You do not have the authority to do any of that? Sir???

@csscoot scott go to the medical cabin

@csscoot scott that's poison oak

Y'know what I missed a lot about camp? Invidebit's flower crowns. She made some really pretty crowns. I also liked to pick flowers and give them to my friends.

suffice it to say is my new catchphrase

i found a moth dying on the windowsill. suffice it to say, bionic herman now has a friend

@CStreamixAnn your social security number and your mother's maiden name

@CStreamixAnn the biggest anime sword you got

I really should start to pack for camp, but I don't know what to bring! Other than the obvious clothes, bug spray, toothbrush and all that. I may bring paper and my colored pencils, but what else?

@cscounselormg @CampDingles @csscoot we use the chainsaws to cut the box tops. it's a neverending cycle

@CampDingles @JunoCamper @csscoot THERE IS NO LIMIT ON CHAINSAWS! Don't you humans have like, fundraisers or something? Can we do box tops for chainsaws?

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i taught bionic herman a trick. suffice it to say, where once was a tree is now a wooden tribute to hercules beetle-kind. all hail herman

@csscoot @cscounselormg bionic herman please put the chainsaw down

@JunoCamper @cscounselormg Do they consume...wood?