Jus

Went to @ChipotleTweets and this employee had her hair on pig tails with them dipping all in the ingredients as she made people’s food. Last time going here for a while 🤮

Engineering friends! I’ve created an iOS Shortcut that allows you to screenshot an email/text from a client, it will extract the artist name, song title, relevant revisions or notes, and then export all of this into a reminder. Anyone want it?!

I hope they never turn Siri into an actual robot cuz sometimes I wanna beat the shit outta her

These are the kinda questions my 3 year old asks me

I need a back rub and $10k

Back at it

What it is hoe

@uhhlicia_ Ooooooooo I thought you had the fix 😂😂 that’s what happened to all my wemo plugs smh bout to just go back to old fashion stuff

@JusTheEngineer They’re nothing based because they will not pair with anything even if it’s new! I gave up. I saw on Reddit that other people have the same issue. So now I’m using the app of whoever the manufacturer is smh

I hate that I switched over all my lights to “smart lights”. Now instead of flipping a switch, I’m screaming “SIRI TURN ON THE FUCKIN LIGHTS” 5 times in a row

@uhhlicia_ Ughh I have those set up too but are yours like location or time based? I just hate walking into my room and having to pull my phone out or yell Siri lol

@JusTheEngineer I just use the app shortcuts. My HomeKit stopped working forever ago

hey @grok who was the most famous person to visit my profile? it doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was

Sooooo can we play Diddy songs again?

I need to start bitching on here again

That knocking door to door salesman shit gotta become illegal

When Autotune fucks up, it ROYALY fucks shit up

Siri stupid as shit

I am SO tired over the last few days

I use this as motivation (when opening my DAW), anytime I get frustrated about doing them more than I feel I have to—(anything after Revision II).

Imagine doing revisions back when you had to record on tape

@elonmusk will eventually run for president