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@JustASmirk

If you're reading my bio you'll probably never read my tweets.

Katılım Ekim 2011
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Smirk@JustASmirk·
Apparently this still exists...
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The best thing about divorce is the pitiful looks I get all day long from everyone around me like I'm about to be taken out behind the shed.
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Brain: This is a bad idea. You can’t afford it and it’s silly to even consider it. You know this. Heart: YAY LET’S GO DO THE THING!!!
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@splendidly_dull It's been a really long time. Figured I'd come check in.
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Hi.
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Did you know there are people who use Twitter for things besides rewording the same joke a thousand times?
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Sometimes I hear that a person has Snapchat and I immediately feel sorry for all the people I know are getting daily dick pics.
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I muted everyone I follow and Twitter is the most fun it has ever been.
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The real reason The Beatles broke up is that Ringo kept insisting on singing more.
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I'm sorry you feel that way is the best way to apologize without actually meaning it at all.
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69 is just two people getting half-assed head.
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If you didn't want me to treat you with respect, you shouldn't have gone out wearing whatever you want.
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The best thing about having 3,000 followers is that I know thousands of people are choosing to ignore me completely.
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When someone says they wouldn't trade a memory for anything, a fun thing to do is to remind that that it's not possible to do that.
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Le Sigh@SharpeBytes·
I've got a cupcake for that mouth of yours.
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Farmers Markets are a great place to get locally grown fruits and vegetables to throw away in 3 weeks.
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@Karpie212 I thought we were playing hide and go seek and I've been hiding under the bed for three months.
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