Mike Rotchertz

@JohnCleese They're not insane. They're just really fucking thick.

Total insanity

These cunts don't deserve to play under this manager. Sell the fucking lot. #avfc

Jackson Lamb wearing a Villa scarf seems very appropriate #avfc

@GadSaad As always, Gad sums it up perfectly.

If the West were strictly led by the suicidally empathetic men and women who have thus far destroyed our children's future, it would literally pose an existential threat greater than any other threat. Luckily, not all men (and a few women) are yet fully castrated. Thank G-d for the United States. It is the final doorstop against utter global tyranny.

If Watkins doesn't put in a performance tonight then enough is enough. This isn't a dip in form, it's the demise of a footballer. #avfc

@AVFCOfficial Asking me to remember an #avfc penalty is like asking me to remember GCSE Algebra

Those penalty shootout scenes ⏮️ 🤩

@Tilki2024 @Alexarmstrong @GBNEWS #TeflonTwat

@JustBitTheShed @Alexarmstrong @GBNEWS #NonStickStarmer

HUGE Labour activists paid for smear campaign against journalists LIVE NOW on @GBNEWS

Pathetic #avfc

Go on JJ lad. Get yourself sent off, Son. #avfc

With Martinez coming on for Bizot and Bailey not being on the field, we've got a stronger team starting the 2nd half. #avfc

I'm genuinely excited to go into the business end of the season with a centre forward that hasn't forgotten how to play the game. #avfc

@Devon_Eriksen_ Such well written Bollocks.

So you want to mock Islam the way you mocked Christ. Well, you can't, John. You can't always get what you want. You still, to this day, do not understand. You were not allowed to mock Christ because of what the law said. You were allowed to mock Christ because Christianity permits this. Islam does not permit you to mock Muhammad or Allah. If you do, Muslims will kill you. And it doesn't matter if the law says you can, because they will not follow the law. They will follow Islam. Your society cannot simultaneous have Muslims and freedom of speech. These two things are fundamentally incompatible. You can either have freedom of speech because you have no Muslims, or no freedom of speech because you have Muslims. When are you going to realize that "Life of Brian" couldn't be made today, and that it couldn't made today partially because of the cultural influence of people like you? When are going to realize that you spent your entire career deconstructing the very things that allowed you to have a career at all? We, the younger generations of Western Civilization, are in an existential crisis that you had a hand in. And we realize that you are starting to wake up, that empirical knowledge is starting to permeate through your thick boomer skull. But there are so many preconceptions in there that we simply don't have time for the process to complete. Which means that we are going to have to simply ignore you, shut you out of the conversation, and let you catch up, if you ever do, after we have already moved on ahead. That's a sad moment for me, because you made me laugh as a child. Rather a lot. But I have come to realize that the ability to spot and lampoon the ridiculous does not necessarily translate to the ability to understand Chesterton's Fence.

I watched him and he looks like he's forgotten how to play football.

Tonight's the night we get a penalty. #avfc

@DanielleTousi @MahyarTousi A lot of men in their 20s now look like a cross between Simon and Garfunkel.

this is why so many young men are single and women won’t go near them

Whaddaya Know? Start running the ball and march up the field. #NFLPlayoffs

Awful play calling from #rams Even when it's not working you still have to attempt to run the ball occasionally. This is just bordering on stubbornness. #NFLPlayoffs

And the worse throw of the season goes to Caleb Williams. #NFLPlayoffs

Please be Saleh. Get him a proper OC (ahem, Mc Daniel) and give him at least 2 years to build this thing. Nothing else makes sense at this point. #titans