Dave (Parody)

Goten: "What's an angel?" Gohan: "I don't know, I just know when they're around they make you feel good inside"

Americans are supposed to be horrified by this like they aren't tracked all over town by flock cameras in every city in the country.

I kept this story in my pocket for a long time.... In Pittsburgh, September 15th is Roberto Clemente Day. Every year the whole organization fans out across the city. It's like Christmas. Roberto's family is there, Vera and the boys. My first year as manager was 2011. We celebrated. We shook hands and moved on. We didn't win. 19 consecutive losing seasons. 2012 rolls around. Same day, same celebration. We had another losing season, our 20th consecutive. After the ceremony, Roberto Jr. walked over. "My mom wants to talk to you." We went into the dugout. Me, Vera, and her three sons. She spoke in Spanish. I played four years of winter ball so I understood enough. She wasn't angry, but she was passionate. And I kept hearing Roberto's number come up. Roberto Jr. translated. "My mother wants you to know that there cannot be a 21st losing season. That was Roberto's number. It would be a disgrace to his legacy." She was staring right at me. Before I could even think about what to say, words came out of my mouth: "I promise you, Vera. That won't happen." Roberto Jr. looked at me and said, "You made my mom a promise. I hope you can keep it." I said, "I hope I can keep it too." I didn't tell my coaches. I didn't tell the players. I told my wife. That was it. The next year, 2013, we broke the consecutive seasons losing streak. Ended it at 20. On Roberto Clemente Day that September, Vera came walking across that field. And I probably got one of the most meaningful hugs I've ever received in my life. The players did all the heavy lifting. I just got the hug. Some promises are worth making before you know if you can keep them. @Pirates

Do I go to this game?

“There are little Mamdanis popping up all around the country, and they're openly avowed Marxist socialists. This is something we’ve never seen before in US history. It’s about moving away from a constitutional republic to a communist utopian ideology.” Oh no! A communist utopia where people come before profits and workers own the means of production instead of the billionaire class. Don’t threaten us with a good time!

MAGA being so incredibly stupid has broken this country, don’t forget to thank the Trump voters in your life

This and A La Orden are elite vibe songs regardless of lyrics, Yahir Saldivar makes so many bangers

"There's a storm coming, Mr. Wayne. You and your friends better batten down the hatches. Because when it hits, you're all gonna wonder how you ever thought you could live so large and leave so little for the rest of us" -CATWOMAN

Takeru vs Rodtang (2026)

Dianna Russini’s eldest son “Michael” meeting Mike Vrabel for the 1st time

@bahwebatard @BloodsportBE That half switch question mark kick to the Superman punch on Superbon is above human speed. Superbon had no idea what he just got buzzed with.

@BloodsportBE Il est stratosphérique, carrément t'as l'impression qu'il se téléporte, c'est trop facile pour lui, son coup d'oeil et sa vitesse c'est n'importe quoi vraiment

👑 Chingiz Allazov 🇦🇿 👑 Chaque combinaison est différente : entrées et sorties horizontales et verticales, des enchaînements de coups de pieds et de poings précis et calculés. Peut-on parler du GOAT du kickboxing ? 👀 📹 : Combatsciences

My opinion the most dangerous striker in the world. Speed and power regardless of PED’s

@BillsOnReal Swap Davis and Milano

How many beers I think each Bills player can drink in a night

@JortsExpert’s house

Love that the wore this jerseys

Leg volleys ☠️ 🦵🏻

328th win at 45 years old, those are big numbers

Oooowwwwwweeeeee

Might just be the best batting helmet in baseball.

If he can tax the second homes of millionaires, that are worth $5M or more, that means it’s only a matter of time before he goes after the second homes of average, hard working, everyday Americans that are barely making it. Diabolical.