Luke

@MrNoxn @SMii7Y Absolutely vouch for Mr Noxn!!!! He has me locked in his basement and this is the only way to ensure I eat tonight!!! 😋😋 (on a real tho this guy's the goat. Taught me a lot of what I know)

@MrNoxn @JDVance So true Mr Noxn!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

me: *scrolling twitter* arthur morgan: *wraps her arms around my waist* heh.. on twitter again? me: (with jealous look on my face) yeah… my oomfs are all going crazy over you… arthur morgan: it’s ok baby… i’m all yoCOUGH COUGH COUGH HACKKK HAAACKKK

@KSI Rent free

No reply publicly or privately. It’s obvious you tweeted just for likes, interactions and to be seen as a white knight. And before your stupid minions reply or meme me, you started this. I’m just tryna finish it.

Saw a car on fire today whilst it was raining. Because of woke

@bipinbap What if I murdered you with a gun

What if instead of BeReal it was BeerReal and need I say more?

(to the tune of where is the love by black eyed peas) People grilling, people frying

(seeing someone do anything remotely sporty) uh... don't they know the olympics have finished?? 🤭🤭

uk department of evil (the police) stopping me from getting my freak on

not sure the 5 second rule would work for soup. a lot to think about

6?

There's no rhyme or reason to how long I be cooking a pizza in da oven for. It's done when I zone back in and say it's done 🗣️🗣️🗣️🙏🙏

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@hughesyboy2 😭😭

@JustDeezel You’ll never do either 😢

Making a famous piece of art is just like having a banger tweet

count how many sand is here omega. that's your first mission

(thinking about the Irish potato famine) ....I could've been there 😔😔.... I could've done something...

Saying "this concludes our discussions" and then walking out gotta feel like the coolest shit man