Pokot King

@Arch_kitenge @IAbdallahke Get Ugandans, those guys can cook bricks

Trust me, with well burnt bricks, available local materials and skilled masons you can achieve this comfortably. Engage us 0795034016.

@mansang29 How do you compare a bee to a housefly?

There Is A Possibility That Babu Owino Will Be Facing John Mbadi In Nairobi Gubernatorial Seat in 2027.

The best Korean series you'll see today, The family don't deserve him😢😭

@Sheryllisa52263 ,#

Watu wa belgut, kericho County aty mnasema je?? 😅😅

@FauzKhalid To be what?

President Ruto is strategically positioning Kenya

@Kamau266 Soon we're going for Chinese cars, pick ups and such likes

Are European Trucks even selling just rode 500 km and never sported even single mercedes,volvo or scania.just FAWS,HOWOS and few FVZs

@KeKirwa Na Ile story ya ALPHABETS iliifikapi?

Kiprono Kittony has married off two of his daughters in less than a year. Mans is probably the happiest man in the country right now. Hakuna kitu inafurahisha wazazi more than children getting married and starting their own families. If you're unmarried na mzazi huwa anakuambia he's okay with it wewe jua tu anakudanganya.

@s1ah_wanja Next time avoid using second hand dildos

This is someone I’ve given household items to,clothes,money,WIGS (if you know me,you know how I love my hairs)shoes.. alooottt.. I loved and treated her like family.. this is unbelievable.

@ein_steinn Zoeeni kunyamba, especially mshuto ya madem!

I wonder why people buy dawa ya kunguni. Maji ya omo kills those bedbugs instantly. Just mix omo in water alafu umwage. It dies instantly.

@DrJuma_M Marich, Pokot Central, West Pokot County

Such Places still Exist in Kenya, 💯🔥🔥

8 universal Laws That Control Everything 📌

Three reasons why they made weed illegal.

@itskipronoh Halafu wewe your only achievement is wanking with your mucus

Rigathi Gachagua’s CV Date of Birth: 28 February 1965. Place of Birth: Mathira, Nyeri County. Appointed District Officer (DO) in 1990. Sacked as DO in 1997 for theft of relief food. Appointed as Uhuru Kenyatta’s Personal Assistant in 2001. Sacked by Uhuru Kenyatta in 2006 for double dealing. Elected Member of Parliament for Mathira in 2017. Charged in 2021 with looting Nyeri County funds amounting to Sh. 200 million. Elected Deputy President in 2022, serving under President William Ruto. Impeached in 2024 for corruption and tribalism. Banned from vying for public office again.

@alexmwanzo Halafu simba imehisii ubao karibu na hapo

Siet .

@Dr_AustinOmondi Jay Pradesh isn't friendly man, shitting in the living room with the grandchildren on the back! Na!

How Kenyan Indians retire into an apartment in Kilimani is beyond me. They seem to be one of the communities without don’t pursue retiring into shagz and keeping cows.

@ivymuthe Imagine having to functional dieks🙂 hata kama wewe ni one minute man, 1+1 😜

@JustKrop Bro😢 this is disability

This is Abigael Kendi from Central Imenti Constituency, Meru County. She was born with two Vaginas, one kidney, two uteruses and two cervix A rare case, just imagine it is 0.03% in the whole world

Authorities in Voi, Taita-Taveta County, were stunned on Wednesday after intercepting a Toyota Harrier transporting a live young elephant wrapped in its boot. The vehicle, driven by a well-known businessman, aroused suspicion at a police checkpoint due to its unusual rear suspension tilt. Upon inspection, officers were astonished to find the calf cramped inside the cargo area.

This Ninja has dared South Africa to try to touch a Kenyan with their xenophobic rhetoric. They will see bad things.

@DamarisTOO1 People won't vote for the tribe, people will vote where they eat. WANTAM thinks he is the only one with a stomach to fill.

Let's discuss, Kiambu, Nakuru, Nairobi. Sum those up. Then we count Nandi, West Pokot, Kericho Bomet, Uasin Gishu Elgeyo Marakwet, Tuone kama bado mtaimba Nenyo emeet.... This is the reality....Sio ati story. Namuskia Uncle ya Gracie alisema awachi siasa Ng'o!!!!