Just Ok Intern

I didn’t come here to make friends. I came here to stand silently for 3 hours every morning until it’s my turn to speak, at which point I’ll be interrupted by an adult introducing me to a different adult by another med student’s name

Asked my patient if she was sexually active yesterday and she said “not really” so I asked what not really meant and she said “once every 2 weeks or so” …. ummmm I’ll have what she’s having!!

What’s good night float how’s your sun protection on this fine evening

Tfw you did not product test your new door dash ad near hospitals 😳

Attending asks me if I’ve heard of post-ATN diuresing, uh, yeah sir. It happens to me everyday after I have my regular first glass of water of the day at 6pm

Interns aren’t scared of July we’re scared of September because we can’t blame our stupidity on July anymore

Me writing notes

Clinic is awesome because in the same day you get to sit and do absolutely nothing for 4 hours of no shows and then sprint run panic and throw up when they all come at once :)

Not my patient who gets woken up for q4 vitals checks telling me I “should get some rest”

Your favorite just ok med student is a just ok intern now, and as an ok intern I can finally say that repleting lytes is exactly as boring as it always looked

If I get hit by a car because I’m responding to all my match day texts I still want my long coat for the record

Only med students who have lived through the five painstaking days between match Monday and match Friday get me when I say I want to put an ice cube inside my skull

starting a club lmk if you want to join

Oh sure when everyone else wears matching separates they’re “loungewear” but when *I* do it they’re “hospital scrubs” 🙄🙄🙄

Petitioning NYT to put a required “did you take your medications yet?” checkpoint before the wordle and solving medication noncompliance once and for all

My four years of med school have been a chronicle of me standing in exactly the wrong spot, culminating in today when I had the chance to stand in precisely the wrong spot

Me trying to write up my research: ugh this is too confusing can’t I just explain it to you Me presenting my research: ugh I wrote it all out can’t you just read

trying to track down the provider #radiology #radres

This is what residency programs mean when they say “a great balance of autonomy and support” twitter.com/aimee_swank/st…

Gonna RT this every time I definitely do or definitely don’t and let you guess which it is based on my attitude

Preparing some questions for my Boston interviews… am I doing this right?