Palmer

everybody’s always talking about micropenises but does anyone have a macropenis

If this bug ugly car won't climb this hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill

I'd let a black woman wreck me. Zero regrets.

@cIvrhny Can't see 'em, can you??

Where the normal men at

@sharm42453 Wondering why they generalise us

Be honest:- as a man, what’s your gut reaction when a woman says “All men are trash”?

short on time but never short on big clit appreciation

@skramzgf What, I am one

i may be schizophrenic

@kdlovrr Same but different same but different

my left arm tries to unionize and secede while I’m driving normal. Tuesday shit

ihr seid alle fake until proven wrong ich glaube hier keinem irgendwas

@sadgirlwriter__ Respect

My tities are out. I’m free

@FoidMuse Finally somebody admitting this

I love ugly pussy

@deitycouples Till it's your dad whopping it

@m4xx_byt3z HELL YEAH

Everyone, take oxy now!! Take Xanax now!! Fent? Do it!! Random pills? Take them!! I approve of this message.

@meeerald Whatever you say..am down

i love submissive men…

Twitter calm down. I just liked a damn bandage post and all of a sudden it thinks am a fucking masochist

Yes am a teacher. But not because I love kiddos, quite the opposite