Paul. Just Paul.

@TavernFootball Joe hart.. but real name is Charles!

Back by popular demand is the landlord drinking game. We're looking for players past or present called Joe. Only ONE answer is allowed to be provided and you can't say Joe Cole. Failure to do so and the tray of shots comes out.....🥃🥃🥃

@hammer_tim Speak for yourself son. I'm a fine wine lol 🍷

14 years has been “hard” on us mate 😂😂@JustPaulMused #coyi

@anon_opin Not having it. Swear it again is a tune...

Sister Sway should have win the vote to represent the UK in Eurovision in 1999, not Precious. Listen to it, and tell me that wouldn't have won the hearts of our European cousins

@FootballInT80s The first fa cup final I remember at 8 years old. Distinctly remember half of the spurs kits didn't have sponsors on for some reason and thought that was hilarious

It’s impossible to overstate my love for the FA Cup in this era — and this match. On 16/05/1987, I was nearly 10, a fan of neither club, but that day is etched in my memory. Iconic kits, brilliant players, and a ding-dong match, all played out in the Wembley sunshine on that unique-looking pitch. The FA Cup was so special.

@anon_opin What about toasted sandwiches?

White bread is for toast. Brown bread is for sandwiches. Can't be swapped under any circumstances

@anon_opin Because it has nailed rule number one of game and quiz shows... You can play along at home. It's format hasn't changed since day one so it is familiar too.

How has the gameshow Countdown managed to survive? Three dull, repetitive games and people marking each other's homework.

@cranmer87 @3Retro_Football And West Ham!

@3Retro_Football Coventry and Southampton

Same template, different club 👕 Share more in the comments below 👇#ClassicShirts

@ExtremeFootbal4 Think it's Nicky marker

Only true football fans will remember this baller.🙌

@skiltz_da1824 @BBCNews My favourite is" Chuck Norris once uppercut a deer and in doing so, invented the giraffe" I hope he enjoyed them as much as us!

@BBCNews Such a loss! Will forever remember the endless 'Chuck Norris Facts'. Soooooooo many brilliant ones!! 'Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.' 'Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.' 'Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice.'

Action movie star Chuck Norris has died aged 86, his family says bbc.in/4rCFFAx

@RobPritchard78 Cheers rob. Had a knock on for Russ transport too... Busses on diversion

To anyone wondering why Romford station is closed, a serious assault took place while I was on the platform and they announced it was closed and no trains are stopping on the PA system. It’s now taped off as a crime scene.

@Mattwhu @kumbdotcom He can have two... Sacre bleu!

@JustPaulMused @kumbdotcom Payet wants a word …. 😂

A Sunday quiz... On Saturday at Burnley, Axel Disasi became the 24th French player to represent West Ham competitively at senior level. That's 13 more than any other nation (Portugal and Spain have 11). How many of the other 23 can you name? A pass for anyone who can get 15+!

@J_L_W1 @kumbdotcom Literally forgot payet. FFS Courtois?

@kumbdotcom Schemmel, Zouma, Payet, Areola, Kante, Magassa, Amalfitano, Todibo, Nasri, Evra, Piquionne, Diop, Alou Diarra, Cisse, Alliadiere

@HammersUnited2 There were more league games in 93-94 and 94-95 so that skews the points a bit. Be interesting to see cups plotted on there too but it does make pretty grim reading.

A chart tracking the decline of #WHUFC in the premier league era. Sullivan has clearly not improved us as footballing operation and has continued the downward trend under his majority ownership. We can do better. Support the red card campaign. #NoMoreBS #COYI #WHUFC

@hammer_tim You're welcome sunshine! Merry Christmas to you and the family!

Born in South London , but made in the East, Billy Bonds is the epitome of west ham and everything we stand for. Absolute institution and legend isn't a big enough word for him.

@RealMartinCee Charlton away... Kitson hat trick

Question for all Hammers that are more educated than me and have a better memory… How many 4-4 results have there been at home or away in the last 35-40 years? #COYI ⚒️

@LenMaidsto67782 Hehe great cal! Don't remember Morgan at all!

@JustPaulMused Steve Morgan and Sean Flynn. One out of three ain’t bad as Meatloaf didn’t say😂

Action from our visit to Highfield Road in August 1993 on the cover of September ‘93’ edition of Hammers News. Who were the three Coventry City players sandwiching Julian Dicks in the picture?

@Hammer_On_X Other big difference is that we had characters and leaders. Neill was captain at Blackburn, boa morte at Fulham, even Nigel quarsie. They wouldn't have taken things lying down.

7 goals, all from the beginning of march, West Ham were on 20 points from 28 games and 9 points adrift of Wigan in 17th place. 10 games later we finished on 41 points in 15th. It ain't over till it's over.