JustHappyToBeHere

they are doing this to me tomorrow

this what happens when a RPG hits a human torso 😳

Enchilada shoes: never worn

My phone loses battery when it is plugged in and charged when it is unplugged

Not really

My icon is still the Twitter bird. I can’t lose her.

Thought I planted an onion but turns out it was a tulip

Twitter won’t let me reply to anyone’s tweets I’m being silenced

Was told I have a cavity by my doctor (my proctologist)

Ai son or glp-1 daughter

They’re calling it the most Twitter take ever

Going to the bathroom at work for the tenth time, sitting down and letting out a slight breeze of a fart then going back out

Putting on a condom to use the urinal

Motherfucker. 🖕🖕🖕🖕

Five Billion Years At Freddy’s

Frottage Cheese

This picture is so beautiful it’s like a cave painting

im playing mahjong with my pussy out