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@EliLikesRice What is he saying? Hasan is 6’5” 244 ibs and will absolutely say the same thing in person 😂 😂

The guy in a wig and fake outfit who cheated on his wife and promoted a Holocaust denier’s writings and put a bunch of rocks around his house to protect against 5G has thin skin. Who’da thunk?

@transgoblin0v0 @michaelyichao My mother’s gatekeeping is do they like gin and tonics and have they been to a Catholic Church once in their life. Can be atheist whatever, but some reason just once must have been to a Catholic Church 😂

@michaelyichao I honestly love when old people gatekeep relationships like that, like gender, race, ethnicity or whatever doesn't matter, if they can't make a good casserole they're out.

Update: he’s learning Chinese ✨

@50PlusDoner USMNT is like the USWNT where the best players are just having to do their thing, the difference is the USWNT is just heads above shoulders more talented than all of their opponents on the international stage. So they can overcome bad managers.

@50PlusDoner It’s in a weird place for sure, but def better than the USMNT it’s not like we have a golden generation with depth being wasted with a coach that has no ability to make tactical decisions and in game changes.

@R_by_Ryo Urawa got the one trophy and said we’re done.

lmaoo what happened in Group B did no one want to advance to the knock-outs?? 😂

Watching this USA team makes the rehiring of Gregg the more baffling. Wish them the best.

@FootballReprt Never heard of Oscar?

Rúben Neves is setting a dangerous precedent by accepting this move, telling young footballers that it's normal to give up your dreams during your prime in favor of an absurd amount of money to play in a retirement league.

Barrack Obama was dating a half Dutch half Japanese woman while he was living in Chicago working as an organizer. Their relationship deteriorated as Obama came to embrace his "destiny" and came to understand that he couldn't be president if he was with a white woman.

@notcapnamerica They still pushing trickle down economics in the year of our lord 2023?!?!?!?

Damn I was making a joke about if anyone would set a record just to choke it, it would be Fowler and omg he is doing it. 😭😭😭 #USOpen2023 saying this as someone that likes him.

@LolOverruled Elmo has a dad?!?!?!?

@AnisaTheGreasy Even if he does the K-Pop plastic surgery like that one conservative grifter??

My husband could shave his head/face bald tomorrow and start sporting American eagle polos with the collar popped and I would support that choice ok? I love him and I’m not here to tell him what he can/can’t do with his body I literally do not and will not tell him what to do.

@rinnegoddess Aww what an amazing dad.

My dad always wants to be involved in my “nerd stuff” so I took him to the Demon Slayer Time Square Takeover and let him wear on of my cosplays lol Happy Fathers Day!

it's called planned obsolescence, brought to you by capitalism aka "the most efficient economic system"

@footballtweet Depends on the team and system but most likely Neuer.

You can only choose one goalkeeper for your team (all at their PEAK): 🇩🇪 Neuer 🇩🇪 Ter Stegen 🇩🇪 Kahn 🇳🇱 Van der Sar 🇮🇹 Buffon 🇪🇸 De Gea 🇪🇸 Casillas 🇨🇿 Cech 🇫🇷 Barthez 🇨🇷 Navas 🇧🇷 Ederson 🇩🇰 Schmeichel 🇧🇷 Alisson 🇸🇮 Oblak 🇧🇷 Dida Who do you pick? 👇

As Hitler was consolidating power, in February 1933, he invited Germany's leading capitalists to a meeting. Hitler told them clearly that he planned to end democracy and create a dictatorship, and asked for money to help rig the "last election", to "crush" the left. “Private enterprise cannot be maintained in the age of democracy”, Hitler declared. If the Nazis lost the March elections, they would have to massacre the left in a civil war, he added. The German capitalists happily gave Hitler millions, right there on the spot, no questions asked. (This is from the book Nazi Billionaires: The Dark History of Germany's Wealthiest Dynasties)

@triciaisabirdy @Tinder 😂😂😂

I’m excuse me @Tinder may I ask what I did wrong? Perma ban still?!

@SupremeDreams_1 Oooof what’s with the marvel ass writing.

Idk man.. IDK MAN we gone see if they shoulda just left this on Final Cut

@dykeules They included Lynda Carter in a post credit scene of 1984 she still looks great and could pull it off.

@Trey_Explainer Zoidberg jesus always broke me.