Neliah

Kila kitu hukuwa na time yake. Kama sahi ni time ya Ruto kuenda

“Until death, all defeat is psychological."

“I mean, I get it. I don’t want to be alone in the woods with a man either.”

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This is insane. Nigerian fashion designers are living in 2070

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Whenever I catch myself not reading things completely, I remember that anti intellectualism is on the rise and I don’t want to be a victim😭

Just download a previous uber receipt , feed it to nano banana and ask it to change date and price, small small things hizi

literally me supporting my man in everything

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Niliquit 9-5 ilikuwa inanilipa 150k/month. Imenitake two years for my company kunilipa 67k/month na nafanya kazi from 7AM to 11PM every day, na sometimes unapata uko na employees wanakupea the hardest time ever, na kuwafuta kazi ni even more expensive. Every month uko na bills za kulipa in the millions, end month kila mtu ako happy isipokuwa wewe juu uko na another 30 days kuraise another million. Na imagine all this trouble ndiyo net salary yako ikuwe 50k Sometimes doh haitoshi unasema wacha ulipe the employees alafu KRA utawatumia yao by 9th, unajaribu kupata loan bank inakataa juu hauna shamba ya security, inafika 15th unapata weird calls, unashika unapata ni KRA, unawaambia utawalipa next Friday, wanakuambia Friday haiwezekani, labda Thursday. Inabidi uongee with one of your clients akulipe mapema, anakusomea akikuambia biz haifanywi hivo but anaitikia eventually. Next week inafika unalipa KRA, SHA,NSSF, Housing Levy. Unahave some peace kidogo only to realize that next week ni end month na this time uko na deficit kubwa kushinda last month, and the cycle continues. Kama uko 9-5 na uko sawa, I can’t advise you to quit. Heri ujaribu entrepreneurship in parallel but usiquit job yako. It feels good when you tell people that you quit your job to pursue your dream but you also need to understand that your dream will take time before it starts paying the bills, and it might also die before you eat a shilling from it.

@kagondu_yvonne They're lonely

What is it with diaspora and long phonecalls 😭

Please remember that your body in its natural state is not “un”-anything. It’s presentable and good.

While on that, I am a firm believer that some professions should leave no room for mediocrity. Like, competence is not enough. You need to be exceptional.

when you realize that the most many men do for one woman is the bare minimum your friend does on a random Tuesday at 3pm just because she loves you and wants to see you

I may have overdone that “Ruto Must Go” in my household but I regret nothing! My child knows what’s right

Apparently, “Morning, bitches” is not considered a “team-oriented greeting” at work.