Sadboy Bebop

Life is a dominatrix and I’m her little pig boy

Hi just want to say a person’s very existence cannot be “against your beliefs.” That is called bigotry. Thanks.

Worker: I can't live on $7.25/hr GOP: So go to college W: I can't afford $100K tuition GOP: Take out loans W: I can't afford to pay these at 8% interest GOP: No one forced you to go to college W: But you just said— Billionaire: I NEED MORE MONEY! GOP: Here's a $2T Tax Cut

I thought we were making a nice new dish, turned out to just be fancy hamburger helper

A diet but it’s just starving yourself all day and then eating half an apple pie and drinking away the pain

Friendly reminder to throw away the empty bottles and cans beside your bed between depressive episodes

Okay, now hear me out.. ✨sad boy summer✨

Found out I’ve been wearing my pants wrong my whole life, I will not be taking questions.

This is now an anti-pergola account. All my homies hate pergolas

Wordle 226 3/6 ⬛🟩🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 First try and I’m absolutely cracked

@DanyPolson I read it just to know why he wants to eat my beard so bad

Tell him you’d read his book

I could write a whole book about my dog

@Craig_A_Spencer People in the comments talking about “who goes to the ER for a sore throat?” Have obviously never worked emergency medicine. If I had a nickel for every BS stubbed toe or constipation call I’ve made then I’d be a rich man

Every patient I’ve seen with Covid that’s had a 3rd ‘booster’ dose has had mild symptoms. By mild I mean mostly sore throat. Lots of sore throat. Also some fatigue, maybe some muscle pain. No difficulty breathing. No shortness of breath. All a little uncomfortable, but fine.

I’ve seen a lot of Covid in the ER recently. With so many people getting infected recently, some folks may wonder what’s the point of getting vaccinated at all? And is there really any value to a booster dose if I’ve had two Pfizer/Moderna or a shot of J&J? My observations: 🧵

@sydnebeans @acidfleur Why are we like this?

@JustaSquanch yes, but sometimes I stare at the sun and @acidfleur yells at me

Anyone else stare DIRECTLY into oncoming headlights and then say “damn, those are bright”?

The CDC said since I’m boosted I can have games on my phone

vaccinated or not please stop standing so close to me in line

Saw a trucker smoking a crack pipe in traffic on i65 today, how’s your Wednesday?

10 hours into this 36 hour shift and I’ve only had one patient threaten my life, so I guess it’s going well?